When Sir Terry Pratchett put pen to paper and first began to shape what would become Discworld, he could not have known that down the line, some little gang of weirdos on the internet would spend almost three hours getting scientifically horny about it. But with a world as rich, multi-layered, and full of larger than life characters as Discworld, it was, perhaps, inevitable.

Join our coven of podcasters as they plow through 21 of the Disc's most notable characters to find the zenith, median, and nadir of fuckability in a spree that would make Nanny Ogg proud. You'll get to hear Dan take on the role of 'episode outlier', experience Annie Craton's passion for a certain cat turned man, delight as James D'Amato asks probing questions about just how being into feet works, and listen to MeganBob opine on what exactly Troll cum tastes like. So pull up a chair, get yourself a drink, and strap in for a ride that we're not sure even Rincewind could survive! Hard Choices on Patreon Instagram: hardchoicespod Twitter: @hardchoicespod Bluesky: @hardchoicespodcast.bsky.social MeganBob's OnlyFans: onlyfans.com/meganbob

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