Double-check your Item Level and apply your favorite glamours, because this month we're logging into the weird, wild, and frequently patched world of Final Fantasy XIV! Dan, Kit, and Meganbob group up with Jef from System Mastery to take a spin on the BOOTY Roulette. Which character will prove to be the Zenith, which the Nadir, and how many are just straight up unpronounceable? What ancient Allagan sex tricks does Urianger have up his sleeve? Does Zenos even know what sex is? Is Nidhogg too toxic of a dragon for even Meganbob's boner to handle? Use the /listen emote to find out!

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