What's it look like when a Yordle has sex? Not everyone is brave enough to ask those sorts of questions, but we here at Hard Choices fear nothing, not even getting a little addicted to humming "Enemy" over and over. Look, the opening credits to this show are compelling and we will make not apologies for our feelings on the matter. Nor will we apologize for all of our takes on the fuckability of these characters who are all wildly different flavors of sad! Join hosts Dan Mulkerin, Claire Vannette, MeganBob, and making her Hard Choices debut, Anna Emmaline, as they riot through Zaun and Piltover, ranking characters with such scrupulous scientific accuracy that they make Viktor and Jayce look like amateurs. Who could possibly be the zenith, median, and nadir of fuckability in a world that has everything from sexy (and unsexy) drug lords to cosmically powerful scientists to pit fighters to political powerhouses to brutal warriors? We'll do math until we know for certain! Will Dan no-scope Bob's number one? Will Claire read us a fanfic about her Arcane fave? Will anyone correctly guess how big Ambessa Medarda's strap-on is? This episode is full of surprises, so grab your favorite drink at The Last Drop, put in your airpods, and prepare for two hours of filthy, filthy joy!

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