Some mediums are just too fuckable. Can you really walk past an orchestra pit, playbill in hand, and not feel a stirring in your loins? We didn't think so! That's why we gathered 21 notable characters from stage and screen musicals and sat down to rank their fuckability with a level of precision and rigor that would make a Sondheim song look like child's play.

Hub, Claire, Miles, and MeganBob journey through a wide array of musical history and hit a lot of the highlights and lowlights with this one. Along the way, monsterfucker credibility is threatened. A classic musical is given the sexy BDSM rewrite that it richly deserves. There's a surprising amount of discussion about whether or not we would fuck Goofy. And to top it all off, Bob realizes they left some fuckable crumbs on the table and that they have to live with that forever.

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