Halloween is just Valentine's Day for monsterfuckers, and a very horny Halloween it is too! To celebrate the bounty of the season, our hosts gathered up 21 of the most hair-raising horrors ever committed to screen and ranked their fuckability using the only hard science that really counts. MeganBob is joined by experienced monster-loving mavens Stella Cheeks and Lillian Carlisle, along with Kris Newton, who is only just beginning this journey towards being claimed by that which goes bump in the night. In their search for the median of monstrous fuckability, everyone learns about therapy-fucks, embracing the void, and who's a very good boy.

Whether your taste runs to Hellraiser, The Shape of Water, or The Bride of Frankenstein, we promise that there's a monster here that you'll be down to do the monster mash with. So, download this episode, steal a couple of candies from the bowl, and hold on tight for an episode guaranteed to make all of your very sweetest nightmares come true.

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