You arrive at the opulent podcast of Mr. MeganBob to find yourself surrounded by three of their most dubious acquaintances: Dan Mulkerin, Lillian Carlisle, and Kris Newton. Apparently, they've all been summoned to rank the fuckability of characters from the classic mystery board game (and cult film) Clue. However, something seems... off. These hosts are keeping secrets, and when foul play disrupts the evening, the suspects' stories don't quite add up. It's as though one or all of these shady podcasters are vile liars and murderers! Or perhaps MeganBob got busy this month during prime podcast recording time, and this episode is weird to compensate! Regardless, there's nothing we can do but act normally -- perv on Professor Plum, gush about Chef White, fall into horny rapture about doe-eyed subs who want to be pounced on -- and wait for the final summation to reveal who did it to MeganBob, where, and with what. Or at least which board game characters three nerds are hot for. Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!):   https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/funk-me   License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/funky-junk   License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW   https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-gentleman   License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY   https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/lets-get-it   License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ   https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/high-life   License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML   https://uppbeat.io/t/doug-organ/boogie-time   License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y   https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-brighton-bop   License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW   https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/jazzed   License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM   https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/wake-me-up   License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R   https://uppbeat.io/t/walz/redcar-jazz   License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY https://uppbeat.io/t/sonda/rock-it   License code: QFNICKIQJYO3DCZO https://uppbeat.io/t/aaron-paul-low/not-remotely-sorry License code: ZAMNT4CHXTJYOWJG