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I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite episode on the Citadel. The Mass Effect universe is notoriously horny. This dating sim masquerading as a first person shooter offers all the juicy aliens you could ask for. The fuckability of these characters is undeniable, but we won't rest until we scientifically prove it. Who is the median of fuckability in this veritable buffet? We sit down and rank 21 of the most iconic Mass Effect characters to get an answer. Hop in the Mako as we crash headlong into every kind of fuck this universe has to offer and explore the landscape of our own hearts and boners along the way.
By MeganBob5
2020 ratings
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite episode on the Citadel. The Mass Effect universe is notoriously horny. This dating sim masquerading as a first person shooter offers all the juicy aliens you could ask for. The fuckability of these characters is undeniable, but we won't rest until we scientifically prove it. Who is the median of fuckability in this veritable buffet? We sit down and rank 21 of the most iconic Mass Effect characters to get an answer. Hop in the Mako as we crash headlong into every kind of fuck this universe has to offer and explore the landscape of our own hearts and boners along the way.

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