This episode of Hard Choices has to be invited into your feed because this time Kris Newton, Kit, Claire Mulkerin, and MeganBob are ranking 21 of media's most interesting vampires. No amount of holy water or garlic will spare you from the intensity of these boners. Sure, many of these vampires might kill you rather than let you make the walk of shame back to your coffin, but that's a risk we're willing to take. How dangerous is Viago? What smells would we put up with from Cassidy? Is Santanico Pandemonium definitely going to make us into a snack? And most importantly, who is the true median of fanged fuckability? Hit that download button and leave your neck exposed, because this episode is guaranteed to leave bite marks. 

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