Willie Dills is immune to scabies, retarded people are getting captured, we come out to our parents, chubby bunny happens and of course, the hardest news on the planet.

It's harder than a rock as usual as the Hard E crew wonder what the point is of a burger with no cheese. We also try every single "As Seen on TV" item we can get our hands on, some with disastrous results. Also, Hard news all over your face.

After a full day of park activities the Hard E crew hits the studio to give you the news all over your face. We try injecting beef fat into our faces and call out and shout out people.

Special guest Eric McFaddenas well as Patsy McDonald and TJ McDonald of Shakewell! We have them play Douche Notta Douche with us as well as dispense all the hardest news on the planet.

Dancin Sammay Slander is back and the whole crew is together again for the second show of the year. We bring back all the old favorite segments like we'll try it, Douche Notta Douche and we talk vagazzling and all the hardest news in the planet.

The first show of the Fall semester and the first show with Mur Mur Poppins in her new role as official cohost of Hard Edition. Since Sammay Slander is away, Dylan GM Harper steps in to fill her shoes. Since his feet are much larger it's extremely uncomfortable for him.