I think every wedding invitation should be one of those singing cards and when you open it it plays another one bites the dust. As a warning. Speaking of warnings...This pod was made under the influence of alcohol. Proceed with caution.

I love that its called 'walk of no shame'

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Hey, and for $10 more you can get a bidet!

Remember blowpops?

Get your very own white rug for dogs to pee on here!

Glass objects to drink wine out of?

Public Service Announcement: Jon Voight is a hot dog.

And Amy's side piece/boyfriend, Nick, tells us how to ditch a dead in Florida, sorta. Don't google roaches on google. It's gross. Enjoy episode 3. It's on time. Don't get used to it.

As promised...here is where to find 'blingy gifs of frogs eating drywall'. ⁠https://tenor.com/search/frogs-blingy-gifs

Amy’s roommate is a surprise guest...as in we surprised him. Tune in to hear Michael (no last name....like Madonna) teach the Hard Fail Gals how to find love in the shittiest of places (no pun intended). Plus Amy's boyfriend makes his debut appearance on the pod from the couch where he wins the "best pun in the episode" award. Stakes were low. You're very welcome. Fail hard ya’ll. Can I borrow your mom's wifi password?

Welcome to the first episode of Hard Fail with your Hard Fail Gals, Alexandria Walters (Alex) and Amy Kersten. Here's the tea. Alex and Amy are both aspiring TV comedy writers who have been friends for a while, and after drunkenly coming up with the idea for this podcast in Alex's Fiat, they decided to record an episode the next day. Alas, their hangovers got the best of them so they recorded a few days later and luckily for you all, Alex had just been fired. So she was still drunk. 

Hard Fail is a comedy podcast with the best of intentions and very little follow-through. Amy produces podcasts for a living, and Alex is a self-proclaimed commitment-phobe, so this podcast will just be the bare minimum. These ladies will try, but most likely miss the mark. A hard fail if you will. (See what we did there?)

Tune in weekly (probably) as Alex and Amy interview their friends and colleagues about everything under the sun, attempting to leave you with some fun and useless advice. Also, none of the episodes will ever be over ten minutes long, Amy insists on cutting them off at 9:45 no exceptions. You're welcome. 

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