Hard N'oitch | Brilliant Observation Podcast 126Penis Beacon, Facebook Flooding and Doggy Nose Juice

Wanna take your Facebook page from 82 followers to 1,764 in four days? Use the hashtag #porn in your podcast! Listen with horror as Amy unwittingly sends a #PenisBeacon into the airwaves, and receives cliterally hundreds of international masturbation videos in return. (And thus our new favorite word was born… #Noitch!)

Listen and laugh as Melissa takes eye boogies to the next level with an accidental mouthful of dog snot. Then, Missy goes under the microscope and agrees to submit to a multiple choice version of WWMD. Try the play-at-home game at 16personalities.com, or skip the effort and just agree to stay at home in your night pants. All this, plus soft-ish Pine Bros, the unknown penis and surprise eye violations. Must be Brilliant Observations!

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