Life is hard — and so are dicks — but unsolicited ones? Absolutely not.In this episode of Hard Things Podcast, Angie and Amy read a listener-submitted story that spirals into a brutally funny (and painfully accurate) breakdown of modern dating, unsolicited dick pics, terrible communication, workplace red flags, and why men absolutely cannot be trusted with measurements. Or why women can't if we believe the measurements guys give us...We talk about:Unsolicited dick pics at work (HR has entered the chat)Why “Mr. 10 Inches” is usually lyingHow women actually respond to dick pics (spoiler: group chat)Dating app conversations that go nowhere fastFetishization vs attraction (BBW talk done right and wrong)Why “hey” and “wyd” are conversation killersPretty privilege, dating myths, and gender resentment narrativesConfidence, boundaries, and why kindness still mattersWhen clapping back is deserved — and when silence is powerThis episode is unfiltered, hilarious, and validating for anyone navigating dating apps, internet audacity, or just trying to survive being perceived online.📩 Send us your stories:[email protected]🎧 Available on Spotify, YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music & iHeartRadio👍 Like • Subscribe • Comment • Share🔞 Content Warning: Adult language, sexual topics, dating stories, workplace behavior.⏱️ Chapters / Timestamps(Replace times after upload — titles are optimized for scanning & retention)00:00 – Intro: Life is hard & so are dicks02:10 – Podcast growth, listeners & fan appreciation05:40 – Listener email: unsolicited dick pic at work10:15 – Measuring lies & “Mr. 10 Inches” exposed15:30 – Why women share dick pics in group chats20:45 – Workplace fallout & HR-level chaos26:10 – How men think we’ll react vs reality32:00 – Dating apps, bad openers & communication fails38:30 – Fetishization vs attraction (BBW conversation)45:20 – Confidence, boundaries & manipulation tactics52:10 – Pretty privilege myths & gender resentment takes1:00:30 – Why kindness still matters in dating1:08:00 – Final thoughts, listener shoutouts & wrap-up

Life is hard—and so are dicks. But like badass bitches, we can handle it. 🎤 Welcome to the unfiltered world of the Hard Things Podcast, where real talk, dark humor, and sexual candor collide.In this NSFW episode, Angie and Amy dive deep into:🤯 Being offered a tip (haha) for a glory hole hookup🍆 Dick pics with “consent”?🫣 Freak matching & why it's trending in modern dating🎭 People-pleasing vs. authentic weirdness🚨 Red flags vs. quirks: What’s a dealbreaker?💩 Why going back to your ex is like putting poop back in your butt🧠 Identity crises after breakups🎵 Plus: going HAM = what now?Grab a drink, clutch your pearls, and join us for the chaos.⏱️ Timestamps & Chapters:00:00 - Intro: Life is hard, dicks are harder01:14 - Frog throats & accidental innuendos04:10 - Glory hole economics07:32 - Consent & dick pics12:05 - Why your Tinder pics suck17:20 - Rating dicks (based on what, exactly?)22:40 - Freak Matching 10126:15 - Codependency & “Runaway Bride” syndrome35:50 - Identity crises after divorce42:22 - New boundaries & choosing again51:40 - The turd you don’t put back54:12 - Shitty exes & helping anyway58:33 - Food, prison calls, and buffalo chicken salads1:08:40 - HAM = hard as a what now?!1:12:00 - The power of hating the same thing1:16:50 - Fake freaks vs. real kinks1:25:10 - Freak flags & runaway brides1:30:00 - Closing thoughts, listener challenge, and our usual chaos🎧 Subscribe, rate, and send us your unfiltered confessions:📧 [email protected]📱 TikTok | YouTube Shorts | Facebook Reels | Spotify#StayHard, fam. 💜💦

Life is hard — and so are d*cks — but adulthood, dating, money, and the holidays might be harder.In this episode of Hard Things Podcast, Angie and Amy spiral (in the best way) through holiday burnout, modern dating frustrations, gift resentment, being single with no kids, time boundaries, money honesty, and why “normal adult life” feels like a scam sometimes.This episode is funny, reflective, unfiltered, and painfully relatable — especially if you’re exhausted, overworked, single, partnered, childfree, neurodivergent, or questioning literally everything during the holidays.We talk about:Working holidays and why random days off don’t helpDating red flags (including unemployed “Jimbos”)Why weekday texts feel suspiciousFeeling weird about gifts, Venmo culture, and thoughtfulnessBeing single with no kids and how that quietly affects money & milestonesNavigating grief, loneliness, and changing family dynamicsSecret Santa chaos (yes… HR-level chaos)Why socks and candles are not personality traitsValuing your time, charging for your labor, and setting boundariesSugar daddy fantasies vs realitySide hustles, selling underwear, and the economics of timeStretch therapy, pain management, and aging bodiesWhy New Year’s growth plans work better than resolutionsFood, Weight Watchers logic, baby steps, and balanceIf you’ve ever thought:“I love my life… but this still kind of sucks sometimes,”this episode is for you.🎧 Hard Things Podcast — sex, relationships, money, work, and mental health without sugarcoating.📩 Send us your stories or hot takes:[email protected] on Spotify, YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music & iHeartRadio👍 Like • Subscribe • Comment • Share🔞 Content Warning: Adult language, dating, money talk, grief, sexuality, holiday stress.⏱️ CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS(Replace timestamps after upload — titles are optimized for scanning)00:00 – Intro: Holidays, burnout & zero chill02:15 – Working Christmas & why random days off suck06:40 – Dating during the workweek & “do you have a job?” energy10:55 – “Jimbos,” dating red flags & housing insecurity jokes15:30 – The brick/elephant/giraffe riddle (brain chaos)20:10 – Being single, podcast hiatus & creativity struggles24:45 – Craftmatic beds, aging bodies & getting creative29:30 – Holiday gifts, Venmo culture & why it hit different this year36:10 – Being childfree & explaining Santa to nieces42:20 – The single/no-kids “gift economy” reality50:15 – Weddings, showers, milestones & unequal expectations57:30 – Secret Santa chaos (Diet Coke + flick-a-dick incident)1:05:40 – Minimalists vs gift people & buying smarter1:11:50 – Stretch therapy, pain relief & productivity1:20:10 – Time boundaries, inconvenience fees & charging for labor1:30:00 – Sugar daddies, side hustles & pricing your time1:40:25 – Selling underwear, effort vs time & weird economics1:52:00 – New Year’s growth plans (not resolutions)2:00:15 – Food, Weight Watchers logic & baby-step balance2:12:40 – Final thoughts, rest, naps & self-care

Life is hard—and so are d*cks—but consent is never automatic.In this episode of Hard Things Podcast, Angie and Amy dig into one of the most misunderstood and uncomfortable truths about sex and relationships: consent, power, and double standards—especially inside dating, long-term relationships, and marriage.We cover:Why “no” still means no, even in committed relationshipsThe history of marital consent (and how disturbing it actually is)How cultural conditioning teaches men to push and women to appeaseWhy rejection triggers entitlement, anger, and coercion for some peopleHow women are punished for saying no—and punished for saying yesWhy men’s consent is often minimized or ignored ( AND IT SHOULDNT BE)The difference between communication vs. pressureReal-world dating stories that show how fast “nice” can turn hostileWe also unpack:Dating app entitlementWhy you don’t owe anyone sex, time, explanations, or politenessHow to respond when someone doesn’t respect your boundariesWhy rejection isn’t a character flaw—and why not everyone is your personThis episode blends research, therapy insight, history, and raw real-life conversations to dismantle outdated sexual scripts and call out behavior that needs to end.🎧 Hard Things Podcast is where sex, relationships, psychology, and power get real.📩 Send your stories or questions:[email protected]📍 Available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube, iHeartRadio & more👍 Like • Subscribe • Share • Comment🔞 Content Warning: Adult language, sexual consent, dating behavior, relationship dynamics, power imbalances.

Angie & Amy dive into the "Hard Thing" that is the Sexless Winter phenomenon. The holidays are here: the lights are twinkling, the cookies are baking, and your libido is currently wearing an eye mask and hiding under the covers. Why does this happen every year?It's not you, it's science! We break down the biological reasons your desire is MIA and offer realistic, funny solutions to save your relationship (and your sanity) this December.In this episode, we discuss the Hard Things:[0:00] Intro: The Stress is Real & Your Libido is Hiding[3:21] The Science of Sexless Winter: The Cortisol Crisis & Why Your Body Cancels the Appointment with Pleasureville[6:45] Sleep Deprivation Dip: You’re Too Tired for a Quickie (and that’s normal!)[9:02] The Audacity of Dudes: Angie's Hilarious and Disrespectful Snapchat Encounter 🤬[14:10] The "Good Luck Chuck" Curse: When Your Exes Find Forever After One Bite[19:55] Body Dissatisfaction Spike: Why the Holiday Puffiness is a Wet Blanket for Desire[22:05] The Hard Conversation: Surviving the Logistically Impossible Quickie with Family Nearby[25:30] Why Scheduled Sex is HOT: Debunking the Monotony Myth & Building Desire[29:45] Dick Pic Etiquette & The Toilet Seat Rule: Grooming, Consent, and Why You Need to Ask First[33:15] Challenge #1: The Knee-High Orgasm Challenge (Bob Ross Socks Stay ON!)[35:40] Challenge #2: The 5-Minute No-Goal Touch & The Erotic Text Bomb[38:11] The Big Takeaway: Sex is the Stress Therapy You're Skipping[40:15] Happy Chrismukkah Quanza! (Outro & Where to Find Us)Try the challenges, send us your stories, and remember: The holidays are about connection. It can be as simple as holding hands!💌 Send us your stories & questions:[email protected]🎧 Listen & follow Hard Things Podcast on:Spotify • Apple Podcasts • YouTube • TikTok • Facebook • iHeartRadioIf your sex life is on ice this winter, you are not broken. You’re tired.Stick around and we’ll help with both.🔞 Content warning: Adult language, sex, libido, holiday stress, NSFW themes.

Life is hard… and so are d*cks — but like badass bitches, we can handle it. 💅In this episode of Hard Things Podcast, Angela and Amy spiral into some of Reddit’s WILDEST sex and relationship stories, including:The guy who practiced thrusting to one specific song and used it for every hookup (yes, it’s CBAT 👀)A boyfriend who discovers his girlfriend’s entire cheating saga… and breaks up with her via Reddit“Worst sex ever” confessions featuring:Walmart parking lot chaosPeppa Pig as sex soundtrack (WHY.)Farts, bad angles, tiny d*ck insecurity, accidental pee, and full-body ickA surprisingly wholesome update: therapy, pottery, boxing, and choosing yourself after betrayalWe also chat about:Why accountability (Weight Watchers-style) actually helps with weight lossWhy music during sex is less important than music that gets you in the moodHow partners avoid talking about what actually works in bed—and why that kills your sex life💌 Got a wild story or question?Email us: [email protected]📲 Listen & follow Hard Things Podcast on:SpotifyApple PodcastsYouTubeTikTokiHeartRadio & moreIf you laughed, cringed, or said “oh NO” even once…👉 Like, subscribe, share, and drop your own “worst sex ever” story in the comments.(We might read it on a future episode 👀)🔞 Content warning: Adult language, sex, cheating, Reddit drama, and way too many details about terrible hookups.

Life is hard—and so are dicks. But like badass bitches, we can handle it.In this raw, hilarious, and unexpectedly educational episode of the Hard Things Podcast, we dive into a wild mix of:🔍 Cookie cravings and grocery store delusions🍑 The difference between a fuckboy and a fuckMAN🧠 The science behind squirting (it’s not pee—don’t be dumb)😤 Why people ghost instead of using their words🍆 Spicy anatomy truths: clits have legs, cervical orgasms are real, and your Kegels matter💦 A breakdown of female ejaculation, pelvic floor tips, and why communication is the real aphrodisiac💅 Frugal gel manicures, family holiday chaos, and toe-sucking confessionsUnfiltered, unedited, unapologetic.📌 CHAPTERS00:00 – Cold Open: Life Is Hard (and So Are Dicks)01:12 – The Case of the Missing Smoked Sausage04:50 – Cookie Meltdowns & Shortbread Fails07:55 – OG Co-Host Tiffany Drops Wisdom10:40 – Fuckboys vs. FuckMEN: Yes, There’s a Difference15:10 – Living Apart Together: Relationships with Boundaries19:32 – Ghosting, Emotional Maturity, and Why Grownups Should Text Back23:45 – Squirting Deep Dive: Science, Shame & Female Anatomy31:25 – Kegels, G-Spots, and The Wishbone-Shaped Clit38:00 – Horny Ghosts, Cervical Orgasms, and the A-Spot43:50 – Pig Orgasms and Bacon Joy: A Tangent47:15 – Foot Fetishes, Personal Kinks & Spicy Boundaries52:05 – Family, Holidays, and Home Manicures58:30 – Therapist Rants, Time Management, and Final Cookie Thoughts🎙 ABOUT THE PODCASTWelcome to Hard Things—where therapy meets thirst trap. Hosted by Angie (therapist, ex-pro girl, chaos manager) and Amy (hot mess with great timing), this audio-only podcast dives deep into the messy parts of sex, love, and being human—always with humor, heart, and a dash of filth.🔞 100% NSFW. 1000% real.🔗 FOLLOW & CONNECT📍 Listen: Spotify | Apple | YouTube📧 Email: [email protected]📸 Follow: TikTok | IG | Facebook @HardThingsPodcast

Life is hard… and so are d*cks—but so are water heaters when they stop working. 😤 In this brutally honest, laugh-out-loud episode of Hard Things Podcast, we unpack the not-so-sexy side of adulting: broken plumbing, $21K roof quotes, cold ass showers, family drama, sibling disagreements over "useful" education, and the emotional toll of just trying to keep your head above water.Angie and Amy dig into:Cold showers & creative hygiene hacks 💦The real cost of being a grown-ass woman in 2025Inheritance guilt & emotional landmines 💰💥Adult loneliness, friendship shifts, and making new communityWhy millennials are DONE with the old ways—and ready to rage against late-stage capitalism 🔥Hilarious commentary on roof repairs, customer service rage, and the eternal desire for adult summer camp 🍃🛶Whether you’re hanging on by a thread, stress-laughing in your car, or rage-cleaning your kitchen—this one’s for you.📩 Want to vent with us? Email: [email protected]📲 Follow us on TikTok, YouTube, and Facebook @HardThingsPodcast🎙️ Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & wherever you get your fix⭐ Support the pod: send us stars or share with your fellow stressed-out friendsStay hard. We got you.

Life is hard… and so are d*cks—but so are water heaters when they stop working. 😤 In this brutally honest, laugh-out-loud episode of Hard Things Podcast, we unpack the not-so-sexy side of adulting: broken plumbing, $21K roof quotes, cold ass showers, family drama, sibling disagreements over "useful" education, and the emotional toll of just trying to keep your head above water.Angie and Amy dig into:Cold showers & creative hygiene hacks 💦The real cost of being a grown-ass woman in 2025Inheritance guilt & emotional landmines 💰💥Adult loneliness, friendship shifts, and making new communityWhy millennials are DONE with the old ways—and ready to rage against late-stage capitalism 🔥Hilarious commentary on roof repairs, customer service rage, and the eternal desire for adult summer camp 🍃🛶Whether you’re hanging on by a thread, stress-laughing in your car, or rage-cleaning your kitchen—this one’s for you.📩 Want to vent with us? Email: [email protected]📲 Follow us on TikTok, YouTube, and Facebook @HardThingsPodcast🎙️ Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & wherever you get your fix⭐ Support the pod: send us stars or share with your fellow stressed-out friendsStay hard. We got you.

It’s hard out here for a pimp — or anyone trying to date with standards. Angie and Amy break down why “friends with benefits” often forgets the friend part, swap stories about ghosting, coffee-date flops, and the stretch-table straps that sparked a thousand jokes.

They also dive into audiobook narration icks, “The Materialists” movie, Lexi Blake & Nora Roberts obsessions, and a wild take on the new divorce reform debate. Funny, honest, and a little unfiltered—because life is hard, but we can handle it.

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