We dove into a polyamory & kink FB group…and a 29-year-old’s DMs went off the rails fast. From “move to Missouri” in 5 texts to “get a dog” instead of companionship, we unpack dating red flags, double standards (MMF vs FFM), consent, perimenopause + kids, and what real communication looks like in open relationships.

If you’ve navigated poly dating, kink 101, or just modern app chaos—this one’s for you.

In this episode

• Polyamory basics: roles, boundaries, and consent

• Kink & communication (no, “sweetheart” isn’t a strategy)

• MMF vs FFM dynamics—why the double standard?

• Red flags in DMs: negging, flip-flops, and pressure tactics

• Perimenopause, fertility, and setting non-negotiables

• Why clarity > vibes when you’re building a roster or a relationship

💬 Tell us your hottest take on poly dating etiquette.
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We kick off with a first-time rye bread adventure (proofing wins, crumb lessons learned) and slide into a no-blush sex-ed chat: does diet actually change the taste of body fluids? We break down hydration, fruit myths, sulfur foods, and hygiene basics. Then we tackle foreplay misconceptions, communication vs. performance, premature finish anxiety, a wild Reddit “cheater rules” story, and whether some folks might actually be asexual (and what to do if sex feels icky or humiliating).
Plus: a quick shout to Sonya Maya (love her content!), why voice memos > 47 short texts, and the eternal PSA: lift, wash, rinse, repeat.

Tell us your take in the comments, or email: [email protected]
“Stay hard.” 💋

Chapters:
0:00 Cold open & bread fail → lessons
5:40 Diet & body-fluid taste (what helps/hurts)
16:30 Hygiene > perfume (always)
20:45 Foreplay myths (it’s not just oral)
28:00 Premature finish: biology & better options
37:15 Asexuality? When sex feels gross/ humiliating
45:50 Reddit story: “I stayed after cheating… with rules”
57:20 Communication that actually works
1:05:00 Sonya Maya shoutout + wrap

#SexEd #Relationships #Foreplay #Consent #Hygiene #Baking #RyeBread #Podcast #SonyaMaya

Amy’s under the weather, Angie’s got a fresh trigger-thumb surgery, and the group chat is CHAOTIC: we swap hilarious game-night stories (Go Fck Yourself, Puns of Anarchy, New Phone Who Dis?, Ransom Note), share our dangerously delicious “Hold My Cck” cocktail, then dive into the big one—should sex work be legalized or decriminalized?We cover safety, consent, STI testing, GFE, screening, licensed companions (Vegas/Amsterdam vibes), economics, relationship dynamics (from “outsourcing” hard limits to menopause & desire changes), polyamory mindset, and why stigma makes everything worse. Sound off in the comments: would you ever pay for sex, be a sex worker, or support legalization?👉 Like, comment, subscribe, and email us: [email protected]“Stay hard.” 💋Chapters (optional):0:00 Cold open & housekeeping1:10 The “Hold My C*ck” cocktail (recipe rundown)4:05 Spicy game night highlights9:30 Trigger-thumb surgery update12:40 Snapchat creeps & boundaries16:45 Should sex work be legal/decriminalized?38:10 Safety, screening, testing, consent58:20 Relationships, outsourcing hard limits, GFE1:14:00 Your takes + sign-off#SexWork #Legalization #BDSM #Consent #Relationships #Podcast #Comedy #AdultHumor

Life is hard—stay hard.In this episode we dig into a wild Reddit AITA story tied to the viral “A 1000 Men & Me” documentary (on Channel 4), the fallout from group-chat receipts, and the bigger convo about consent, communication, and sex-work discourse. We also nerd out on the Universe-25 “mouse utopia” study and why a mini tech Sabbath might save your sanity. (Raspy-voice edition, but we showed up anyway. 😅)In this episode:AITA breakdown: Should you tell a pregnant friend if you recognize her fiancé in a viral spicy doc?Open vs. monogamy: expectations, boundaries, and consent IRLGroup-chat receipts: digital safety, doxxing risks, and naming contacts smartlySex-work & virality: platforms, rules, and the economics behind a headlineUniverse-25, attention spans, and a practical “no-screens” reset18+ content note: Adult themes and explicit language. This is opinionated commentary, not advice. Practice informed consent and aftercare.Join us:Discord: Hard Things Podcast (look for our logo)Email: [email protected]: YouTube • Spotify • Apple • iHeart • AmazonIf this made you think (or cackle), like, subscribe, and drop your AITA verdict below. 💬 #HardThingsPodcast #AITA #RedditStories #ViralDocumentary #OnlyFans #RelationshipAdvice #ConsentMatters #StayHard

Programming note: This episode was recorded out of sync and we’re dropping it as a bonus filler because we have some Hard Things going on so bear with us while we prep the next mainline ep. It’s raw, spicy, and very us.In this episode:Consensual Non-Consent (CNC) roleplay done safely (trust, scripts, aftercare)The viral “Flint Mint” saliva hack that leveled up someone’s oral game (plus beginner tips)Body-hair debates, grooming preferences, and boundary settingApp dating safety: dealing with creeps, contact-name hygiene, and “Are we dating the same guy?” sitesSpicy reads: “why-choose”/reverse-harem romance & audiobooks we can’t stop talking about⚠️ Content warnings: Adult themes, explicit language, kink discussion (CNC), dating-safety stories. 18+ only. Always practice informed consent (SSC/RACK), discuss boundaries, and prioritize aftercare.Join the conversation:Discord: “Hard Things Podcast” (look for our logo)Facebook: @HardThingsPodcast – come comment on the cartoon avatars post!Email: see contact in our channel bioListen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, iHeart, YouTube, & moreIf you laughed, learned, or got a new idea—like, subscribe, and drop a comment with your hottest why-choose recs. 💦

Life is hard… and sometimes horny hard. This week’s Hard Things Podcast is an absolute ride. 🚀Inside this episode:Threesome gone wrong: babysitters, beard guys, and flaky dudes ruining the fantasyWhy women get blue balls too — and why it’s just as frustratingThe “hookup lottery” experiment 🎲 (Hunger Games edition: may the odds be ever in your favor)Why groups of women at work can turn into “king of the hill” drama 👑A Reddit rabbit hole: What makes sex the BEST ever for men?The truth about faking confidence vs faking orgasms (don’t do the second one)Toy tales, edging confessions, squirting stories 💦 and almost going deaf from pleasureSexy voices, dirty talk, and why men lose their minds when women flip the script 🔥A live “phone sex voice” performance that might just break the internet👉 Plus, we’re starting a Discord for live hangouts, Q&As, and more unfiltered chaos.🎧 Listen everywhere: Spotify, Apple, iHeart, YouTube

Life is hard… and so are d***s. But your favorite chaotic duo is back with one of the wildest Hard Things Podcast episodes yet. 💀This week, we cover:Accidental cam girl “market research” on Adult Friend Finder (spoiler: topless + typing = $$$)The most awkward hookup ever (feat. a hot dog bun analogy you’ll never unhear 🌭😭)Why communication matters more than excuses when you ghost last-minuteA deep dive into a book of women’s sexual fantasies (and Gloria’s outrageous “Market of Men” story)Our own secret fantasies (DP fears, mechanic smells, tattoo thigh obsessions 👀)The “dark side of TikTok” and why gray sweatpants content is apparently researchWhy lube is your bestie, why “you’re so wet” is usually a lie, and how to talk honestly in bed✨ Spoiler: this episode is equal parts NSFW chaos, feminist real-talk, and way too many cereal & Dr. Seuss jokes.👉 Tell us: what’s YOUR secret fantasy (anonymous if you want)? We might read it in a future “storytime.”

Life is life-ing HARD and we’re recording at the latest hour ever… so naturally we ended up with cop cars, SWAT trucks, and a zero-filter convo about the kinks people are scared to say out loud. 🙃Today we play the Taboo Kink Game: we toss out terms (from rope art to food play to “uh… please Google that carefully”) and say if it’s a yes, a no, or a “with precautions.” Then we get practical with green flags, red flags, safety tools, and consent—because curiosity ≠ consent, and fantasy ≠ obligation.What’s inside:Neighborhood drama (12 cruisers + SWAT?!), neighborly nosiness, and accidental community watch 🕵️‍♀️The kink lightning round: shibari/rope art, food mess play, tickling, primal chase, and moreWhy experience, aftercare, and safe words matter (and when a “no” from a Dom is healthy)“Don’t yuck someone’s yum” vs. “this is unsafe for me” — how to talk about limits without shameOur funniest late-night giggle spiral (cereal rankings included 🥣)Content note: Adult themes, frank discussion of sexuality. We don’t endorse unsafe/illegal activity. Always practice informed consent, risk awareness, and harm reduction.Join the convo:What’s a kink/topic you’re curious about but rarely hear discussed? Drop it (anonymously if you want) and we’ll add it to a future round.

🗣️ Kick off your shoes and dive into some spicy and hilarious conversations! On this episode of the 'Hard Things Podcast,' we explore the wild world of erotic literature, sexy voices, and relationship advice you didn't know you needed. Angie and her Amy talk about everything from cringe-worthy morning songs to using assets to get ahead at work. Get ready to laugh out loud, learn about the importance of communication in relationships, and maybe even discover why women and men desire differently. Don't miss out on the playful banter, real-life stories, and some surprisingly deep insights into what makes us tick. Tune in and stay hard! 💪😈

Welcome to a no-holds-barred episode of the Hard Things Podcast! Get ready for some raw, unfiltered stories and rants as we delve into erotic literature, relationship advice, and naughty toys. Our host vents about recent experiences with online dating frustrations, from sudden wife interruptions to inappropriate DMs, and aptly discusses the importance of respect and communication in sexual relationships. Stick around as we dive deep into a BDSM checklist discussion, touching on voyeurism, exhibitionism, forced nudity, triple penetration, and more! Don't miss out on the juicy confessions and candid chat that's sure to leave you wanting more. Remember to like, subscribe, and hit the bell for more spicy content! Stay hard! 🔥