The Hardcasters tuck into Chuck Norris' Neo-Western then ponder a world where the bearded fury got to headline a Space Opera. Oh what a world that would be...

DePlume and Visage close out fists over hot coals and drag the 1988 Schwarzenegger buddy-cop movie into the snow for a nappy-clad brawl. It's a fun flick for sure, but one that is weird in so many ways. 

We also pitch a movie in which Arnie and John Candy travel the world together. So what more could you want?

Dom DePlume and Dick Visage gush over the Seagal action classic, then pitch the film they feel he should have made afterwards.