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Nobody likes change but DePlume and Visage always like to shake things up. It's just the kind of rule-breaking bucks they are. And so, rather than talk about this week's movie in retrospect, join us for our first ever live commentary.

To make the experience extra exciting, queue up Timecop and watch along with us.

Whatever you choose be sure to join us next week for our post-viewing thoughts and our own, quite magnificent, pitch.

We're back from our Summer holidays! Dick has rinsed out his bucket and spade and Dom has applied aftersun to some especially delicate areas of flesh. So what better way to see in the Autumn but letting everyone down with smut. Yes, we tackle the sluggish troughs and lurid peaks of mid-nineties direct to video memory-loss thriller Timebomb. We then try to pitch a film that's all peak but instead create a filthy monster for which we are not proud. Consider this an advance apology...

Maybe a little bit proud.

You know what we have? We have... nothing that can't be cured with antibiotics. We also have our Masters of the Universe episode! This much maligned fantasy epic is given its due and then we ramble our way through our third in the "Tosh Trilogy"! This episode will give YOU the power!

Visage and DePlume develop a MANIA for WRESTLING... we are maniacs for wrestle... mania...

This week is about wrestling. Kind of. First, we looked at the pilot episode for an un-produced series about two wrestlers who become cops starring non-other than "Rowdy" Roddy Piper and Jesse "The Body" Ventura. Sounds great right? Ahem.

Then "Vigorous" Dick Visage and Dom "The Leg" DePlume pitch our own mega-epic featuring all your favourite WWF classics.

This episode is a KNOCKOUT!!!

We delve back into the sad greys of 70s British television to explore the murky but action-packed goings-on in the seminal cop series The Sweeney!

Then, as expected, we pitch our own 70s cop show. Listen, or we'll NICK YOU!

If DePlume and Visage haven't tested the patience of their audience with their self-indulgent meanderings through 70's and 80's minor British celebrities then this episode might just do it. Yes, we talk about Fast and Furious 8 which, in an unplanned bit of synchronicity, lines up with the release of the latest instalment in cinemas.

Anyway, blah blah... Vin Diesel... blah... submarine chase... blah... weren't they supposed to be car thieves?... let's cut to the good stuff: Imagine if a team of expert Snooker players were recruited to save the world from an Asteroid worshipping cult! Yeah? yeah. Strap yourself in baby 'cos we about to get loopy.

DePlume and Visage are both pleasantly surprised by Broken Arrow; a film neither had seen in quite some time. Then, they pitch their own take on the head-to-head, race against time actioner that pits Oliver Reed against a flamboyant Charles Grodin and his worm-manipulating Earthquake machine. Money in the bank.

DePlume and Visage revisit the British SAS action series for the first time in a long time and find it... um... well, you'll see.

It's time to pay tribute to the movie that launched Statham's action career! The Transporter is full of the things we love; fights, chases, oiled up torsos... it's got it all. And if that's not enough, Visage and DePlume herald the triumphant return of Tosh lines in his sequel that is equally chock-full of great stuff; fights, chases, appalling torsos... y'know. So strap in and prepare to be TRANSPORTED to a world full of action. and torsos. Mostly torsos.

Strap on your furry pants people as Visage and DePlume explore a world of high adventure and questionable lizard masks. More importantly, we imagine a world where Chuck Norris made a swords 'n' sorcery movie. Enjoy!