DePlume and Visage discuss the amazing stunt work and location photography of Maniac Cop 2 and then, obviously, talk at length about a cop that's a minotaur. It's all business as usual here at Hardcasters HQ.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to your headphones! Don't worry, a giant electric shark is not going to swim out of your earbuds and into your brain (though we'd totally watch that movie). Instead, DePlume and Visage will instead enthuse about the Statham versus Prehistoric Shark sequel before going on to pitch a quite frankly marvellous monster movie about crabs.

Who loves you and who do you love? Hardcasters! Right?

Well what else, if not love, describes us bringing our breakdown of one the all-time action greats. And if that's not enough we dust of our friend Tosh Lines to continue his ongoing saga.

So sit back, relax and eat this all up. But we hope you leave enough room for our fists...

Now listen carefully 007... That's right, DePlume and Visage are talking about Bond, James. Bond. James Bond.

The Living Daylights is an absolute belter and only marginally ahead of our own Bond-style pitch. So get those buds in as this is for your EARS only. HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

The boys are back after a winter hiatus with Judge Dredd. By Drokk we love this movie and will give anyone who disagrees 10 years in the cubes! What's that you say? "it's awful?"

We KNEW you'd say that.

We watched Expendables 4 so that you don't have to. Then, to lighten the mood, we imagined what would happen to the Home Guard if they encounter The Predator.

HARPY HORRORdays! Yes, it's Halloween; the spookiest of seasons and we here at Hardcasters are getting in on the AXE. This is a MONSTER episode, where we DIG UP horror/action/superhero FRANKENSTEIN of a movie; SPAWN. We get into the crafting of this movie (cos we LOVECRAFT) then bring forth extra chuckles and MORE-HEEs (VORHEES) with our customary PITCH(FORK?). We guarantee a BRUNDLE of facts and a SKELE-TON of fun.

Have a great NIGHT(MARE) everyone!

After last episode's live commentary we're gather our thoughts on Van Damme's time-travelling romp and then we get to pitch an idea with a title that's been knocking around in our heads for years!

Nobody likes change but DePlume and Visage always like to shake things up. It's just the kind of rule-breaking bucks they are. And so, rather than talk about this week's movie in retrospect, join us for our first ever live commentary.

To make the experience extra exciting, queue up Timecop and watch along with us.

Whatever you choose be sure to join us next week for our post-viewing thoughts and our own, quite magnificent, pitch.

We're back from our Summer holidays! Dick has rinsed out his bucket and spade and Dom has applied aftersun to some especially delicate areas of flesh. So what better way to see in the Autumn but letting everyone down with smut. Yes, we tackle the sluggish troughs and lurid peaks of mid-nineties direct to video memory-loss thriller Timebomb. We then try to pitch a film that's all peak but instead create a filthy monster for which we are not proud. Consider this an advance apology...

Maybe a little bit proud.