Ready? FIGHT. There is a Streetfighter movie round corner and what better way to whet those appetites then revisiting the Van Damme monstrosity and imagining a world where Ken Russell made a Streetfighter movie.

Correct, there is no better way.

Coming off T2 the peak collaboration twixt Cameron and Schwarzenegger, comes this surprisingly weird comedy/spy flick that's broad in humour, precise in action and liberal with physics. When all is said and done it's really Jamie-Lee Curtis' movie.

We also pitch our usual nonsense.

Highlander 2 may be an absolute circus fire regardless of which version you watch but there is much to love.

Some to love.

A couple of bits.

Hear us out...

If you go looking for classic Schwarzenegger in this weirdly low-key romp you might get no satisfaction, yet there is plenty of joy sprinkled in to it's stodgy body.

It's like whoever baked this cake might have been a bit tipsy.

Out of the sky, our rockets ignite, we jet into battle it's the... Hardcasters...

That got away from me a bit there - but we're back for season 3 and we are blasting off with an out of genre selection but a banger all the same - Flash Gordon!

Christmas time, mistletoe and Lethal Weapon. That's right, we finally get to THE buddy cop movie of the 80s! Plus we pitch our own festive buddy cop blow out: Hot Craps!

Warning - we talk about suicide quite a fair bit.

Indulge two middle-aged children of the 80s (more than usual) as snuggle ourselves in the warm blanket of nostalgia that is G.I.Joe. We loved the G.I.Joe toyline (Action Force if you're nasty) and whatever critical merit this movie does or does not have is second to its uncanny ability to mimic the joy of smashing plastic together as kids. We felt this context would bring you a little closer to us, perhaps help you feel like you know us a little more. After all; knowing is almost 50% of the struggle.

What? ANOTHER halloween special? In November? Well it would be scary if your were expecting it. What is contained within this shocker? That would be telling...

It's Chuck Norris vs Slasher movie Silent Rage. It's not great.

It's the spookiest time of the year again but don't be afraid as the Hardcasters have your back (well, we're hiding behind it). We won't spoil what's in store for you but rest assured it's 100% TREAT. So get stuck in!

Join us on an exciting and romantically charged adventure into rainforest as we revisit this fun-filled classic. It may not be the first thing that comes to mind when you think of action cinema but there is plenty of the kinds of thrills, chases and suspect clothing choices we love here at Hardcasters central.

Then we bang on about obscure British celebs as per usual.