James Gunn is directing Guardians of the Galaxy 3 once again! While we wait for that, Marvel will give us Shang-Chi and The Eternals. / Donald Trump does not understand Beto O’Rourke’s hand movements. He also does not understand accountability. / These days, stupid people are bribing colleges to accept their kids. Elsewhere, idiots are rapping about credit card fraud. / American Football and Run the Jewels are totally the same band, right? - www.talkradiomeltdown.com

Tucker Carlson demonstrates professionalism and maturity upon losing a debate against historian Rutger Bregman. / Parents everywhere are freaking out over Momo, an internet hoax reminiscent of Tide Pods. / Topics are discussed in this segment. However, Jack prefaces said topics by licking Nintendo Switch cartridges. / Luke Perry might make it to the “90210” reboot. Elsewhere, Pokemon Sword and Shield will be your new obsessions. - www.talkradiomeltdown.com

New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft has been named in a massive sex trafficking sting. / Justin “Jussie” Smollett is an awful person. / Nintendo of America president Reggie Fils-Amie is retiring. Appropriately, Bowser is taking over the castle. / This is a new segment on Talk Radio Meltdown about music! Follow the “Jams You Should Know” playlist on Spotify, where songs featured during this segment will be added! - www.talkradiomeltdown.com

Imaging guru Andrew Kaiser geeks out with Jack, Mike, and Big Red about the radio business. / Like Super Bowl LIII and its half-time show, washed-up sportscaster Jim Gray just plain sucks. / An obituary from Canada goes viral, prompting Jack to question the room’s future plans. / Jack loves Letterkenny. Kaiser hates the Dodge Dart. That aside, the prospect of a new Tool album balances everything out. - www.talkradiomeltdown.com

Jack begins the show by sharing a reddit thread from a woman who had a very unpleasant sexual encounter. / A Connecticut driver was arrested after she got smashed on vanilla extract. / Two idiots from Massachusetts are overcome with road rage on the Pike. Resident claims adjuster Kate shares her insight on the story. / The government is finally open, if only for a few weeks. Sadly, that doesn't stop Wilbur Ross from failing to comprehend why federal workers are struggling financially. / Weezer is back with an album full of covers! Elsewhere, The Office's Michael Scott saves lives. - www.talkradiomeltdown.com

Need the latest weather report shouted at you? Frankie MacDonald has you covered! / President Danny Tramp treats the Clemson Tigers to a fast food feast at the White House. / Jack has nothing but praise for the Fyre Festival documentary on Netflix. / Chris Cornell is memorialized in Los Angeles over 42 songs in five hours. / Reboot, reboot, and pee! - www.talkradiomeltdown.com

Jack cut out the most important bits – and breaths – of President Trump’s recent address to the nation. / There exists a song about dipping chicken tenders into soda. There also exists a woman who does this regularly. / This week, we are either doing the “Bird Box Challenge” while driving, or we are licking doorbells. Elsewhere, a foot fetishist debunks purported nudes of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. / Documentaries, Mike Patton singing the National Anthem, and disdain for Imagine Dragons round out this week’s entertainment news! - www.talkradiomeltdown.com

Jack put together all of Donald Trump's favorite adjectives and non-sequiturs from his government shutdown press conference. / Planning on robbing a gas station? Make sure you take off your GPS ankle-bracelet first. / Out on the road today, I saw a washed-up overrated band's sticker on a Cadillac. / People are up-in-arms over video from 2010 of the youngest woman elected into the House of Representatives dancing non-provocatively. / The Great Celebrity Genocide of Aught-Nineteen has begun! - www.talkradiomeltdown.com

Did Grover swear on a recent episode of Sesame Street? The internet seems to think so. / Macaulay Culkin is legally changing his middle name to “Macaulay Culkin.” Unlike our President, Culkin still believes in Santa, at least marginally. / “I wanted this guy’s sperm, not yours!” / “Holmes and Watson” is terrible, and it’s not Kevin Spacey’s fault. - www.talkradiomeltdown.com

Soulja Boy’s knock off video game console versus the PlayStation Classic; who will win this Christmas? / A Vice author has put together a list of the worst Christmas movies ever made. / What’s worse for health? Watching “Bambi” once per month, or habitually sniffing worn socks? / Why is every great movie being remade?! - www.talkradiomeltdown.com