Tracey presents “Yet Still People Follow Like Lemmings.” Get ready to be enraged at the patriarchy because we’re talking about the tumultuous “relationship” between Thomas Jefferson and Sally Hemings. Somebody get us Maury Povich because we’ve got some paternity tests to run.

PROMO: Blood Is Thicker

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Steph presents “Once, Twice, Three Times a Prisoner.” Hear about the life and times of the master escape artist, El Chapo. Steph struggles to speak, Liz struggles with lyrics, and Tracey tries to become BFFs with a convicted murderer.

PROMO: Espooky Tales

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Liz presents "But There's So Many of Them!" Hear about the most infamous war Australia has ever engaged in. Steph sees a large fish while Tracey fails to distinguish between certain types of birds and mammals.

PROMO: Shonen Flop

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Tracey presents “Peeper Prognosis.” Hear about an innovative way to help you process trauma (*cough* like the entire year 2020 *cough*). Liz gets fancy while Tracey dresses way down and Steph just stumbles around half blind.

PROMO: The Jury Room

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Steph presents “Nothing…Or Anything.” Trudge through the Goop with us as we discuss Gwyneth Paltrow’s top health recommendations, including steaming your clams, cramming eggs up your hoo-ha, and yawning till you cry.

PROMO: Ocho and Ortiz Disney Pod

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Liz presents “Micro Monarchies.” To everyone’s disappointment, this episode is NOT about the tiniest rulers in the world, but don’t worry! There’s still plenty of murder and mayhem to keep you entertained while these average-sized monarchs compete for the shortest reign.

PROMO: Forgotten News

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Tracey presents “A Pre-Pasta-Rous Religion.” Gen Z needs to take several seats this episode while the rest of us learn how a gravity-defying blob of noodles helped pirates evolve into modern humans. 10 points to Gryffindor!!

PROMO: Cold Callers Comedy

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Steph presents “The Fast Track to the Slow Life.” Learn how the West used to outsource farm labor by adopting newsies, and we side track with sex advice from Jack Black and sloths. Get ready for all the puns in this trainwreck of an episode!

PROMO: Crimeatorium

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Liz presents “It’s Only a Matter of Time.” Learn how daylight saving time is a scheme controlled by Big Sunlight and Big Candy, designed to give you a heart attack and stress out your cows. Watch out for cannonball wake up alarms!

PROMO: Online Warriors

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Tracey presents “DBD-DBS 3.” Hear about yet ANOTHER Catherine, the wife who finally outlived Henry, flying pickles, and Liz’s productive day in the bathroom.

PROMO: Lads to Dads

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