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This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we get our caped caper on with a good ole fashioned bank heist. Come join the drunk duo as we dance down diagon alley, spell cast expecto Patron tequila, and roll deep into Harry Potter and the Escape From Gringotts. What heist would be complete without gold, trolls, dragons, kinky haired spell speakers, and snake faced baddie daddies'. So if you ever wanted to relive your weekly errands by waiting in line at the bank, Join Adriane and Ryan as they stupefy the shorty staff, make OSHA proud with the use of oversized safety 3d glasses and hit the bobsled below the bank. But what pray tell shall we find in this mystical realm of goblins and ghoulies, probably a physically and mentally abused albino dragon that looks more like a crackhead than a carnivore. Will this mine cart mimicry get an A in Charms class, or will we be left as teary eyed as hearing snape say "Always"? There’s only one way to find out!
Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Harry Potter, Hermoine, Gringotts, Goblins, Banks, Dumbledore, Patronus, Patron, JK Rowling, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast
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This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we get our caped caper on with a good ole fashioned bank heist. Come join the drunk duo as we dance down diagon alley, spell cast expecto Patron tequila, and roll deep into Harry Potter and the Escape From Gringotts. What heist would be complete without gold, trolls, dragons, kinky haired spell speakers, and snake faced baddie daddies'. So if you ever wanted to relive your weekly errands by waiting in line at the bank, Join Adriane and Ryan as they stupefy the shorty staff, make OSHA proud with the use of oversized safety 3d glasses and hit the bobsled below the bank. But what pray tell shall we find in this mystical realm of goblins and ghoulies, probably a physically and mentally abused albino dragon that looks more like a crackhead than a carnivore. Will this mine cart mimicry get an A in Charms class, or will we be left as teary eyed as hearing snape say "Always"? There’s only one way to find out!
Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Harry Potter, Hermoine, Gringotts, Goblins, Banks, Dumbledore, Patronus, Patron, JK Rowling, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast

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