This week we give out advice on how to take the perfect d*ck pic. Also Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina. Plus Taylor explains how his nap almost derailed the podcast. We also try the new Bud Light seltzer. And much, much, more....

This week Keno White joined us. Keno has been crushing it in comedy skits, improv, making TikTok videos, basically anything acting related in the social media world. He comes up with his own original skits that are hilarious. Go follow him on all of his social media accounts. We had ourselves a hell of an episode. We had a interruption by a racist dog, Oprah pissed Taylor off, and a crime that involved toe sucking. Oh and of course a new seltzer flavor has hit the market that we had to try.

This week we packed up the equipment and went on location. We visited Ludlow Nutrition. We met with the owner Jackie and her son Brady. They serve healthy energizing teas and delicious meal replacement shakes. Really an incredible atmosphere and the drinks really were great. We spoke about what goes in the teas and what made her want to open the place up. Jackie asked us what our favorite flavors were and she made us our own Hash It Out energizing tea. Then of course we had to talk about the Pope slapping a woman's hand and Lori Loughlin hiring a jail coach.

The last episode of 2019! Thank you for all of the supporters and to every guest we have had on. Big plans for 2020. Listen to find out whats in store for the New Year!

Taylor has never seen the Twilight movies. So after a weekend of binge watching. We discuss the idea that team Jacob should have never existed. Plus a woman fills up a plastic bag with gasoline. Nick Cannon and Eminem are in a rap beef all because of Mariah Carey. Walmart is selling cocaine shirts and a Florida story of the week...

This week we have Joe Biden going off the grind with hairy leg talk. A banana duct taped to a wall sold for $120k at Art Basel. During a snow storm in Massachusetts, six people went to the hospital for sticking their hand in the snow blower. A Jim Beam drink review and a couple gets a surprise at the goodwill.

We are back! After a Thanksgiving week off we are fired up. We have Taylor's girlfriend Meg hanging out with us to share what Taylor brings to Thanksgiving. Then Taylor breaks out a new impression he didn't he know he had. Also Titanic 2 is set to hit the water in 2020. Plus a vegan is suing Burger King over the impossible whopper! And of course another Tesla fail.

This week Taylor tells us about his latest visit to his physical therapist and how he let something slip out. We also have the worlds worst drug dealer/worlds worst father. Plus the "we vape, we vote" community really gets us fired up. For this weeks drink review we finally give Henry's hard grape soda a try. And who is your least favorite person at the holidays....

EP-60! Taylor talks about how he almost died. I also bought our drink review from a very sketchy liquor store. Plus Popeye's chicken sandwich is back. And what kind of drugs would you need to be one to drink breast milk at a festival?

We are back! This is post knee surgery episode and we record back where it all started. Taylor's birthday recently passed so he shares what he kind of remembers from that day. Pj talks about how the recovery of his knee is coming along. Then we talk bitch ban in Massachusetts, how easy it is from big titty girls to get famous on social media, and are promise rings making a comeback? RIP to John Witherspoon. A Troegs Mad Elf ale for our drink review. And Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself.