Hate Male

Hate Male

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Hate Male episodes

  • Ep 59 - I Was Being Horny and Inconsiderate

    Would you care about a woman’s body hair instead of noticing her milky hongabaloos? Have you ever been horny and inconsiderate? If you said no, thank god. Let’s get this train wreck over with!


    The Internet is a weird place!

    We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us uncomfortable. How many times have you opened a message on your social media, email, or otherwise and thought, ‘what the literal fuck was that?’

    Join us at Hate Male Podcast as we delve into our menagerie of stories from people all over the world, and read aloud the unsolicited (and often hilarious) messages received on the internet.

    The world is terrible! So let’s laugh at it together in what could be considered as a potentially unhealthy coping mechanism. Follow us on social media to stay updated! https://www.facebook.com/hatemalepodcast/ 
    https://www.instagram.com/hatemalepodcast/ 
    https://twitter.com/hatemalepodcast 

    Producer: Steve Labedz 

    Music: Robert Bock 
    https://www.thewelltempered.com/ 

    Art: Rowan Gray 
    https://www.rowangray.net/

    54 min
  • Ep 58 - There’s No Grey Area

    We have the whole Misogynistic DM bingo card here! A man who won’t go down on his girlfriend because it’s “beta behavior”, a curveball thrown at a mommy kink, and a wonderful story about a Hoe Union at a college. Cheers!

    The Internet is a weird place!

    We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us uncomfortable. How many times have you opened a message on your social media, email, or otherwise and thought, ‘what the literal fuck was that?’

    Join us at Hate Male Podcast as we delve into our menagerie of stories from people all over the world, and read aloud the unsolicited (and often hilarious) messages received on the internet.

    The world is terrible! So let’s laugh at it together in what could be considered as a potentially unhealthy coping mechanism. Follow us on social media to stay updated! https://www.facebook.com/hatemalepodcast/ 
    https://www.instagram.com/hatemalepodcast/ 
    https://twitter.com/hatemalepodcast 

    Producer: Steve Labedz 

    Music: Robert Bock 
    https://www.thewelltempered.com/ 

    Art: Rowan Gray 
    https://www.rowangray.net/


    51 min
  • Ep 57 - I Can Imagine This Baby with a Shotgun

    The Internet is a weird place!

    We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us uncomfortable. How many times have you opened a message on your social media, email, or otherwise and thought, ‘what the literal fuck was that?’

    Join us at Hate Male Podcast as we delve into our menagerie of stories from people all over the world, and read aloud the unsolicited (and often hilarious) messages received on the internet.

    The world is terrible! So let’s laugh at it together in what could be considered as a potentially unhealthy coping mechanism. Follow us on social media to stay updated! https://www.facebook.com/hatemalepodcast/ 
    https://www.instagram.com/hatemalepodcast/ 
    https://twitter.com/hatemalepodcast 

    Producer: Steve Labedz 

    Music: Robert Bock 
    https://www.thewelltempered.com/ 

    Art: Rowan Gray 
    https://www.rowangray.net/


    1 hr 20 min
  • Ep 56 - May God Bless and Protect You Ladies

    Okay, so, we apologize for the cringe in this week's episode. We have your usual suspects- dating messages, a teenage boy trying to solicit nudes by pretending to be a corporate liaison, poetic slut shaming, etc. But the real kicker is the man comparing vaginas to mollusks. Have fun, kids! 

    The Internet is a weird place!

    We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us uncomfortable. How many times have you opened a message on your social media, email, or otherwise and thought, ‘what the literal fuck was that?’

    Join us at Hate Male Podcast as we delve into our menagerie of stories from people all over the world, and read aloud the unsolicited (and often hilarious) messages received on the internet.

    The world is terrible! So let’s laugh at it together in what could be considered as a potentially unhealthy coping mechanism. Follow us on social media to stay updated! https://www.facebook.com/hatemalepodcast/ 
    https://www.instagram.com/hatemalepodcast/ 
    https://twitter.com/hatemalepodcast 

    Producer: Steve Labedz 

    Music: Robert Bock 
    https://www.thewelltempered.com/ 

    Art: Rowan Gray 
    https://www.rowangray.net/


    1 hr 10 min
  • Ep 55 - You Must Carry Your Balls in a Wheelbarrow

    Ahh, the trials and tribulations of adding people on Facebook. They do have the potential of being a cool interaction and eventual friendship, but most likely it's a man just wanting to do weird things to you. This week Ellen and Nora go though Carley's FB inbox discussing just how weird they can get. 

    The Internet is a weird place!

    We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us uncomfortable. How many times have you opened a message on your social media, email, or otherwise and thought, ‘what the literal fuck was that?’

    Join us at Hate Male Podcast as we delve into our menagerie of stories from people all over the world, and read aloud the unsolicited (and often hilarious) messages received on the internet.

    The world is terrible! So let’s laugh at it together in what could be considered as a potentially unhealthy coping mechanism. Follow us on social media to stay updated! https://www.facebook.com/hatemalepodcast/ 
    https://www.instagram.com/hatemalepodcast/ 
    https://twitter.com/hatemalepodcast 

    Producer: Steve Labedz 

    Music: Robert Bock 
    https://www.thewelltempered.com/ 

    Art: Rowan Gray 
    https://www.rowangray.net/

    1 hr 2 min
  • Ep 54 - Speaking of Pillow Girlfriends

    Red flags on red flags on red flags! This week, Nora and Ellen discuss a man who has quite the nickname for his genitals, a stilted man who gets all up in arms for a non response to a 'yo' text, and the most epic AITA of all time.

    The Internet is a weird place!

    We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us uncomfortable. How many times have you opened a message on your social media, email, or otherwise and thought, ‘what the literal fuck was that?’

    Join us at Hate Male Podcast as we delve into our menagerie of stories from people all over the world, and read aloud the unsolicited (and often hilarious) messages received on the internet.

    The world is terrible! So let’s laugh at it together in what could be considered as a potentially unhealthy coping mechanism. Follow us on social media to stay updated! https://www.facebook.com/hatemalepodcast/ 
    https://www.instagram.com/hatemalepodcast/ 
    https://twitter.com/hatemalepodcast 

    Producer: Steve Labedz 

    Music: Robert Bock 
    https://www.thewelltempered.com/ 

    Art: Rowan Gray 
    https://www.rowangray.net/

    53 min
  • Ep 53 - He Likes Eating Pussy Because He's a Feminist

    Some men have impeccable dating app profiles that really blow us away. Unfortunately, we don’t read any of those on this podcast. So today, Ellen reads a slew of horrible dating app profiles. Enjoy!

    The Internet is a weird place!

    We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us uncomfortable. How many times have you opened a message on your social media, email, or otherwise and thought, ‘what the literal fuck was that?’

    Join us at Hate Male Podcast as we delve into our menagerie of stories from people all over the world, and read aloud the unsolicited (and often hilarious) messages received on the internet.

    The world is terrible! So let’s laugh at it together in what could be considered as a potentially unhealthy coping mechanism. Follow us on social media to stay updated! https://www.facebook.com/hatemalepodcast/ 
    https://www.instagram.com/hatemalepodcast/ 
    https://twitter.com/hatemalepodcast 

    Producer: Steve Labedz 

    Music: Robert Bock 
    https://www.thewelltempered.com/ 

    Art: Rowan Gray 
    https://www.rowangray.net/

    53 min
  • Ep 52 - WD40 Tiddies

    Todays episode has vibes. Really great vibes. Like incredibly really sexy hot vibes. Don’t know what we mean by that? Great, neither do we!

    The Internet is a weird place!

    We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us uncomfortable. How many times have you opened a message on your social media, email, or otherwise and thought, ‘what the literal fuck was that?’

    Join us at Hate Male Podcast as we delve into our menagerie of stories from people all over the world, and read aloud the unsolicited (and often hilarious) messages received on the internet.

    The world is terrible! So let’s laugh at it together in what could be considered as a potentially unhealthy coping mechanism. Follow us on social media to stay updated! https://www.facebook.com/hatemalepodcast/ 
    https://www.instagram.com/hatemalepodcast/ 
    https://twitter.com/hatemalepodcast 

    Producer: Steve Labedz 

    Music: Robert Bock 
    https://www.thewelltempered.com/ 

    Art: Rowan Gray 
    https://www.rowangray.net/


    55 min
  • Ep 51 - Ellen Would Be Bad at Making You Her Sissy Slave

    The only certain things in life are death, taxes, and the fact that men will never stop asking Ellen to make them her sissy slaves. This, and a man trying to trick a cosplay model into casual bondage photos. Let's get into it!

    The Internet is a weird place!

    We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us uncomfortable. How many times have you opened a message on your social media, email, or otherwise and thought, ‘what the literal fuck was that?’

    Join us at Hate Male Podcast as we delve into our menagerie of stories from people all over the world, and read aloud the unsolicited (and often hilarious) messages received on the internet.

    The world is terrible! So let’s laugh at it together in what could be considered as a potentially unhealthy coping mechanism. Follow us on social media to stay updated! https://www.facebook.com/hatemalepodcast/ 
    https://www.instagram.com/hatemalepodcast/ 
    https://twitter.com/hatemalepodcast 

    Producer: Steve Labedz 

    Music: Robert Bock 
    https://www.thewelltempered.com/ 

    Art: Rowan Gray 
    https://www.rowangray.net/


    54 min
  • Ep 50 - Two College Dropouts Doin Our Best

    It's our 50th episode! Thank you to everyone who has listened, supported, and followed this journey so far. To mark the occasion, Nora and Ellen are celebrating the only way they know how- by having a few drinks and rattling off some mediocre advice. 

    The Internet is a weird place!

    We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us uncomfortable. How many times have you opened a message on your social media, email, or otherwise and thought, ‘what the literal fuck was that?’

    Join us at Hate Male Podcast as we delve into our menagerie of stories from people all over the world, and read aloud the unsolicited (and often hilarious) messages received on the internet.

    The world is terrible! So let’s laugh at it together in what could be considered as a potentially unhealthy coping mechanism. Follow us on social media to stay updated! https://www.facebook.com/hatemalepodcast/ 
    https://www.instagram.com/hatemalepodcast/ 
    https://twitter.com/hatemalepodcast 

    Producer: Steve Labedz 

    Music: Robert Bock 
    https://www.thewelltempered.com/ 

    Art: Rowan Gray 
    https://www.rowangray.net/

    1 hr 11 min

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The Internet is a weird place! We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us…