Hate Watch / Great Watch

Hello Excellent Humans! This week we celebrate our milestone 50th episode with a Hate Watch / Great Watch Date Watch - which means no guest - to talk about a blast from our past: 2004’s zombie remake Dawn of the Dead. Find out why this movie is special to us, hear us defend both drones and parkour in movies, imagine Jay Leno as a shitty Tony Stark and hear Allison threaten Enya! We hope you like this episode, but if you don’t just demand we release the Snyder Cut of it and I guess we’ll spend $100 million making a brand new one and pretending it was our vision all along ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hello Excellent Humans! It’s ice to see you again. Cool your heels with us and guest Rowan Avery for a chill discussion of 1997’s BATMAN & ROBIN. Along the way we meet Nate Stillness: Zen Bodyguard, realize that Aquaman is just The Snorks but f*ckable and suggest a Gotham gang of Oily Men. Holy wait, Batman! There’s more: we invent Cod is in the Details - the codpiece discussion podcast - talk cinematic butts, Ray Park, and the first installment of Rowan’s Rankings! And of course, more ice-puns than you can shake a popsicle stick at!

Hello Most Excellent Humans! Today we are joined by the most excellent Gabby Reeves to FACE THE MUSIC with BILL & TED! We discuss the 2020 film (and also the previous 2), how Dave Grohl seems like a sweetie pie, invent Large Hadron Collider porn & reveal why you’ve probably never bumped into Hunter in a pet shop. Be excellent to each other and party on!

Hello Excellent Ducks! On this episode, we get fowl-mouthed (get it?) with 4x guest and roommate Krystal TL Brackett to discuss HOWARD THE DUCK (1986). It’s like Jodorowsky’s Holy Mountain, but full of duck puns! Plus: book recommendations, discussion of the horror of duck genitals and how Jorli McLain honestly rules!

Hello Excellent Humans! In an episode beset by technical difficulties and technical difficulty-related drunkenness, we are joined once again by 7x guest Tina Dillon to find out what’s happening in M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening (2008). We “get scientific, douchebag” while wondering: Could Rob Schneider be in The Happening? Why do these boys hate nerds? And what about da bees? Plus we start a Philadelphia Sportz podcast (shout out to Danny Dejewski!) in our shortest episode to date.

Hello Excellent Humans! Happy (almost) New Year! We’re celebrating with a movie about a doll! Or maybe a ghost? Maybe neither? It’s THE BOY (2016)! We’re joined by Moviejawn honchos Rosalie Kicks and Ben Leonard! Bad accents abound as well as discussion of English peanut butter, cool creepy bachelor pads, and what a real work ethic looks like. And we rarely say this but: Watch This Movie BEFORE Listening!

Hubie Halloween (2020)

Hello Excellent Humans! On this episode of the show, the Nicoles return to talk about HUBIE HALLOWEEN (2020) and we dive into trying to figure out what exactly *is* Hubie’s deal? Plus, the Nicoles’ Adam Sandler in Salem story, some teet talk and a general wish of Sex-Hope for the world!

Hello, excellent humans! We’re joined once again by friend and roommate Krystal TL Brackett to discuss the 1978 definitely not a vampire movie THE LEGACY! Other topics include favorite movie apartments, the boy from the Boglins commercials, Sam Elliott’s cowboy heinie and some urban legends of classic rock. PLUS: Which movies do *you* always mix up?

Hello, excellent humans! Today we’re joined by our resident Himbologist Nicole Carter to talk about the Japanese wrestlers vs. giant monsters genre send-up Kaiju Mono (2016)! Along the way we discuss “adaptogens”, the Fantastic Four, Hunter’s favorite Ikea lamp and why you shouldn’t trust books. PLUS: Allison explains the psychology of Rock, Paper, Scissors!

Hello, excellent humans! You should be happy to know that we’ve got our top man on this episode talking about RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK (1981)! That's right, Bryan Bierman returns for his eighth time to talk about this blockbuster adventure and we still manage to mention Dan Aykroyd ghost blowjobs, that Funky Cold Molina, and introduce new characters Beef Kennedy and Dangle Day Lewis! Stay to the end for a bonus mini-discussion on 1986’s BACK TO SCHOOL!