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A couple guys demand answers or else they'll leave • Hanging out in a parking lot all night takes its toll • Get your proktate checked • Before battling aliens, a general is diagnosed with button blindness

People try on this new thing called fire • a king proposes to his populace • a plane is stalled by rain on its way to Africa school • a shopkeeper dies • and a wizard and his squire attempt to cross a river • I don't like this episode

Recorded in 2003 to be broadcast over a Winamp internet radio stream, the recordings that remain for "The Tale of Augusta Fruitfly" are in very poor quality. Listening back now, I would also say the scripts were also in very poor quality, dealing with slightly less morals than we have today. Reprehensible acts are showcased in the confusing mix of styles that has always been the Hats Off to Mrs Tipsy way - it's not always comedy: it's weird; it's bizarre; and if it leaves you feeling a little odd about everything, then we've done our job. This, however, was a job we did in 2003, and I'd like to say we'll never do it quite this way again.

Mr. Pacifisto invites some people over for a deadly dinner party / A toilet gets clogged / And someone calls a man about an organ

A man goes on a dimension-bending quest to find his recover a boyhood memory / Monks need robes / And a couple hotel guests enjoy a complimentary breakfast

place the babe beside the Grumblemunky / collect pain(t) in arizonA / follow the Collector of Dreams / hear what hides behind the words spoken in the shadows of the "bingo hall" / write a letter to m/o/l/d/a/ / look at television set . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Agolia Monroe, a coal-mining ballerina, falls in love with Grafton, a 13-foot-tall man with a magnificent mustache, but Grafton is on the run from a whirlwind of upsets, including Phela Teeo, the ice cream man who wants to make Grafton's head into a prominent part of a banana split in his ice cream human being place thing!

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Three ghost hunters go out to a graveyard // Online fantasy roleplaying in the early 2000s // and people get their antiques appraised publicly

The first play was written and recorded in 2008. The final two were done in 2002.