*Sorry for the bad audio quality, still in between moves right now. Thank you for your patience! - Katie* Nothing screams castle quite like a porno shot on the property. Also, can we please stop building forts out of wood to just be burned down??

A cryptid so scary, so horrifying that Katie might be allergic to it. Also, don't be fooled its just a narwhal, cat fish, sturgeon, and snake all getting together to have a baby :) 

Strap in kiddos because you're going to learn what weighs 60,000 lbs and goes boom... and its, surprisingly, not your mother lol. 

What is it? Is it a pharmacopeia? Is it a medieval Hebrew book of random info sprinkled with some naked ladies? Is it some dude's D&D book? Tune in to find out!

Strap in boys, girls, and fellow tax payers. Starting off we got some MAAAAAAAD tea about Wizards of the Coast. Followed by Zoe's account of "When Clowns Attack"... She's afraid of clowns, why the hell she pick this topic??

You know sometimes we think aliens are harassing people just for funsies. Also, you wanna buy a 5 million dollar house that's covered in aliens? Just bring your samurai sword. 

Once again, Katie and Zoe are swooned over a woman who works hard and cares about her community and people. Also, what does a mid western sheriff, a medium, pine trees, and Teddy Roosevelt have in common? Listen in to find out

**Zoe is sick this episode, mind the lower energy**

Listen past the low energy as we come into the holidays hot with whatever fucked up colds are going around (sharing is NOT caring when its your germs, little JIMMY), but hey, here's some other holiday traditions that go on around the world that you didn't know you needed to hear.

What does atomic bomb testing and steel have to you with you? Well find out today because if we have to know the "wtf?", then so do you.

ZOE'S FUCKING APARTMENT IS HAUNTED WTF, MY BOYS. Also, plants have their shit together more than humans do.