This episode is a complete fever dream. We tried to talk about Gay Math—the social logic of time, dating, and "just one drink", and ended up on about fifty different tangents that had nothing to do with anything. John and Dakota are spiralling through why gay time isn’t real time, the math of "ex-boyfriend proximity," and why we’re both completely exhausted by our own brains. It’s messy, it’s loud, and we definitely lost the plot five minutes in. Grab a drink and try to keep up.

Is it a "Slay" or is it "Shady"? John and Dakota are back to dissect the current state of Drag Race Season 18. From our way-too-early finale predictions to the absolute struggle of pronouncing Myki Meeks' name, this episode is 100% unfiltered. We’re talking about the Top 6, the challenges we’re loving, and the tangents that only happen at the Haus. Grab a drink and play along, it’s going to be a bumpy ride!

It’s Gawdland’s world and we’re just living in it! Recorded just before the finale, Dakota and John are breaking down why UK vs. The World Season 3 belonged to the Thai powerhouse. We recap the season as a whole, share our "Toot and Boot" highlights, and draft our dream lineups for Canada All Stars, UK All Stars, and All Winners 2. Grab a drink—it’s time for some major drag manifestation!

This week on Haus Tour, Dakota and John are looking back at the absolute fever dream that was 2025. From Chappell Roan’s legendary Grammy run to the "did that really happen?" moment of Katy Perry in space, we’re recapping the biggest pop culture moments that altered our brain chemistry. We’re discussing our favorite queer icons of the year, the local Guelph vibes, and of course, Smashing and Passing the trends that need to stay in 2025. Grab a drink and join us for the ultimate year-in-review!

This week on Haus Tour, Dakota and John are drawing lines in the sand! We’re playing a massive game of "This or That" covering everything from Guelph real estate dreams to lifestyle dealbreakers. We’re making the tough calls on what’s iconic and what’s just... not. Grab a drink, play along, and let us know, are you Team Dakota or Team John on these local hot takes?

This week, John and Dakota are back to discuss all things V-Day. We’re "Tooting and Booting" the weirdest date ideas we found online and giving you the inside scoop on how we’re spending our February 14th. Whether you’re boo'd up or flying solo, grab a drink and join the Haus for some holiday realness.

This week on Haus Tour, John and Dakota are putting the internet to the test! We’re reacting to a list of the "Top 15 Exciting Things to Do in Guelph" and giving our unfiltered opinions on what’s actually worth the hype. From tourist traps to the hidden gems we think deserve a spot, it’s a chat full of local love, a little bit of shade, and our own personal "Haus-approved" essentials.

Article: https://www.tripadvisor.ca/Attractions-g154989-Activities-oa0-Guelph_Ontario.html

This week on Haus Tour, it’s just John and Dakota talking all things Guelph’s Next Drag Superstar! We’re reminiscing on the highs, lows, and sparkliest moments of Season 1, and giving you the inside scoop on what to expect for Season 2. Full of laughs, local talent love, and a little bit of drama, basically everything that makes this show so fun.

We hung out with Abigail and Cam from the Guelph Humane Society this week and got the inside scoop on what they do and why GHS is such a big deal in our community. John & Dakota also learned some wild animal facts—like what a quail really is and that porcupines can get drunk off fermented apples (yep, seriously).

Want to learn more or support the amazing work they do? Check out guelphhumane.ca!

Get ready for some festive fun on this special Christmas episode of Haus Tour! We’re joined by the fabulous Ultra Violet (@itsultraviolett) as we dive into holiday cheer, drag, and all things Guelph. From holiday traditions to her own sparkling take on the season, Ultra Violet brings laughter, stories, and plenty of sparkle to our Christmas kiki. Tune in for a merry mix of local culture, drag insights, and holiday vibes you won’t want to miss!