Erika's drinking red wine and she goes off once or twice. Dan shares some photographer thoughts. We try not to self-immolate while we ponder the next four years. // Have we become too powerful? Is photography violence? What's going on at the Kardashian private island? What do ACB and KB have in common? // Follow us on Instagram + Twitter: @anicelifepod, @emricchini, @danbassini. 

Dan's adjusting to a Skook state of mind with some casual spelunking. Erika finds herself embroiled in a hillbilly scandal. For this week only, we're the industry's premier coal country podcast. // What's the worst that could happen in a poorly-ventilated mine shaft with coughing strangers during a pandemic? Where are subculture men getting these airline miles? Did we uncover the ultimate grift? What's the worst kink? // Follow us on Twitter + Instagram: @anicelifepod, @emricchini, @danbassini.

Erika doesn't know what to talk about. Dan doesn't know what to talk about. Let's face it: the internet is over. It's a very special episode wherein we detail the oral history of Erika's various romantic rejections. // Did Erika win the lottery? What's Dan's latest dumb purchase? Is it a ghost, or is it a prankster? Has the prophecy been fulfilled? Could you date an heiress? // Follow us on Twitter + Instagram: @anicelifepod, @emricchini, @danbassini. 

Dan discovers he possess the gift of willing cringe into existence. Erika's a country girl now and already has a land dispute brewing. Our pineal glands have been decalcified in a very specific way. // What do conservatives know about kerning? What's it mean to be historically sexy? Remember when you could pay for unlimited movies with a prepaid credit card? // Follow us on Twitter + Instagram: @anicelifepod, @emricchini, @danbassini.

Dan's still on the road and he's got some updates for us. Erika goes for a night walk and is slapped with some karmic retribution. // Do bad things happen in Philly? Is your anxiety getting in the way of completing a successful coup resistance? Where would Rosa Parks sit on the Vengabus? Is there anything worse than nouveau riche? // Follow us on Twitter + Instagram: @anicelifepod, @emricchini, @danbassini.

Erika's been miraculously pulled our of a depressive nosedive. Dan's on a cottagecore escape to The Cape. We continue to lament the existence of the internet. // How much cringe can one person take? Is Erika looking for a second pair of fingerprints on her gun? Can I have *an* panic in peace? What's the most overrated cult? // Follow us on Twitter + Instagram: @anicelifepod, @emricchini, @danbassini. 

Dan almost experiences an unprecedented turn in the Wedding Trifecta™️. Erika is ~52 weeks from tragedy. We're becoming even more radicalized and we're taking you with us. // Did Dan uncover a glitch in the matrix? Has COVID accelerated the DJ to Real Estate Agent pipeline? Will the Travis Scott discourse ever end? Which president do we stan the hardest? // Follow us on Twitter & Instagram: @anicelifepod, @emricchini, @danbassini.

Just in time for summer to be over, Dan finally gets to work on his tan. Erika goes offline and spends a weekend with puppies. In this episode, we recognize scammers. // Lunchables: the charcuterie of the proletariat? Startup culture: the ultimate scam? What's up with these TikTok houses? What kind of boiled frog scenario is Dan proposing? Who is Cactus Jack and why did he send me here? When is Dan's birthday? // Follow us on Twitter + Instagram: @anicelifepod, @emricchini, @danbassini. 

Erika re-lives some adolescent trauma. Dan never thought he'd miss a Hyundai. We introduce a new segment to our show and it may save your rebellious teenager from going goth and continue our slow demise. // What are you getting embroidered on your plate carrier? Is that a bag of soup for your family? Ready for a night hike with your female friends? What's "total Taurus behavior?" // Follow us on Twitter + Instagram: @anicelifepod, @emricchini, @danbassini. 

Dan returns to New York and gets the members-only treatment. (Nature is healing.) Erika is in the thicc of "it." We imagine doing enjoyable things again. // Where's Jerry? Do you have the gigs? What's going on under all of these masks? What cancels out a bookshelf Hemingway? Does your fave pass the Baruchel test? // Our collaborative mid-2000's Christian Metalcore playlist: https://spoti.fi/31IGdfH // Follow us on Twitter + Instagram: @anicelifepod, @emricchini, @danbassini.