Have To

Have To

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Have To episodes

  • Episode 71 (Big Cloud Guy)

    Guest: Max

    Playing Sports

    Climbing Trees

    Caring for Homes

    Watering Plants

    Feeling Nostalgia

    Staying in Character

    Playing THPS

    Smoking Cigars

    Planning Retirement

    Drinking Whiskey

    Working from Home

    Inventorying Trees

    Visiting the ER

    Chatting Cats & Dogs

    Reviewing Whiskey

    Talking Beer Forever

    Watching Movies

    Discussing Motor Sports

    Slurring Words

    Blacking Out

    Outro: HIGHWAY SNIPER – 2039

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    2 hr 1 min
  • Episode 70 (Banal)

    Zach's Mansion

    Zach's Drinking

    Dishwashers

    Plants, Pizza, & Pickups

    Craigslist & Hoarding

    Have To Can't

    Chris Evans Penis

    Rick Moranis & Snapple

    TikTok & Mulan

    Scared in the House

    Zach's Michigan Cabin Trip

    Micro Movie/TV/Book Reviews

    Perry Mason, Love Guaranteed

    Lovecraft Country, The Rental

    Peanut Butter Falcon, Host

    1 BR, Straight Up, Shrill

    Rooney, Saunders, Orwell

    Orson Welles

    Gin Cocktails

    Outro: Dominic Fike – Superstar Shit

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    1 hr 39 min
  • Episode 69 (Sixty-Nine)

    Blair Witch Basement

    Roof Work

    Dark Lord

    Social Anxiety

    Baby Update

    Parenting

    Have To Can't

    Gino Bartali

    Celiac vs. Non-Celiac Gluten Sensitivity

    Short Shorts, Bearbottom

    Pots & Pans, Equal Parts

    Smoking & Grilling

    Blackpink

    Normal People

    Micro Movie/TV Reviews

    Palm Springs

    Micro Album Reviews

    Security & Anxiety

    Outro: 100 Gecs – hand crushed by a mallet (Remix)

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    1 hr 27 min
  • Episode 68 (Screw Gun)

    Zach's Apology

    Zach's Sobriety

    1312

    Extinction & Orange Skies

    Zach's Move

    Zach's Postponed Wedding

    Handy Zachs

    Discord

    Have To Can't

    Bugs, Mice, Rats

    Pickups

    Floor is Lava

    New York Pizza

    Charley Crockett

    Micro Movie/TV Reviews

    iOS 14

    Lynn Shelton

    Micro Album Reviews

    Media Bias Chart

    Outro: Charley Crockett – Jamestown Ferry

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    1 hr 46 min
  • Episode 67 (Shave Your Kiwis)

    Guest: Randomian

    Early Podcasts

    Podcast Yet to Be Named

    Early Internets

    Canada

    Cereal vs. Soup

    Canadians vs. Americans

    Quizno's Hamster

    Cool Dad

    Zach + Kid?

    Elope

    Dude Where's My Car?

    Have To Can't

    THPS

    Emo

    Kiwi Skins

    Swipe Keyboards

    Grant Achatz + Hot Dogs

    Micro Album & TV Reviews

    Dead to Me, Run, Rupaul's Drag Race

    Children's TV Shows

    Zach's Very Drunk

    Outro: Bad Religion – American Jesus

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    1 hr 37 min
  • Episode 66 (Chills)

    Tequila

    Pineapple Chopping & Juicing

    Hummus

    YouTube, Jericho, Peter Jackson

    Zach & Trent

    ASMR Baby Chills

    Adlerian Psychology & Self Help

    Have To Can't

    Kim Jong Un, Proboscis Monkey

    Mass Extinction

    Jacked Olds

    A Dog's Purpose, Bad Education

    Dave, Eat Out America

    Baby Update

    Cooked with Cannabis

    Eye Contact

    Loungewear

    Improv, Nesting, Espresso

    Micro Album Reviews

    Outro: Jaguar Jonze – Rabbit Hole

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    1 hr 27 min
  • Episode 65 (The Suburbs)

    Zach's House

    Supper Clubs, Gluten-Free Cooking

    Homework

    Chicago Accents

    Wigs, Masks

    The T*tty Drawer

    Have To Can't

    John Prine, Ellen, Poker

    Thrift Stores

    Escalator & Turn Signal Sync

    Lever Espresso Machines

    Coffee, Electric Cars

    Zoom Cheeks

    WFH

    Kidding & Jim Carrey

    Tastemade & Lentils

    Too Hot to Handle

    Ball Soup

    Babies on Social Media

    Outro: Roger Harvey – Burn One With John Prine

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    1 hr 27 min
  • Episode 64 (The Seat Show)

    The World's End Pt. IV: Slow Showers

    Chairs

    Crafting

    Chevy Bolt

    The World's End Pt. V: Social or Reclusive Society?

    Online Poker

    Have To Can't

    Jackass

    Whipped Coffee

    Camelback Crickets & Extermination

    The Brookses, The Onion

    Bidets, Faux Drug Pickups

    OXO, Flight Refunds

    The Invisible Man, Disney+

    The World's End Pt. VI: Animals in the City

    Dave Chang

    Concerts from Home

    Micro Album Reviews

    Politics

    Outro: Deb Never – Stone Cold

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    1 hr 18 min
  • Episode 63 (Anti You)

    The World's End

    Zach's New Job

    Zach New Home & New Hair

    Basements

    Flooding, Broken Heat, Squalor

    Paris

    The World's End Pt II: Snickers

    Have To Can't

    AmazonBasics, Kent Rollins Cowboy Cooking

    Mattresses & Pillows

    Protecting Yourself

    Saxophonists, Michelin

    Zach's 30th Birthday

    WFH

    Micro Movie/Book/TV/Music Reviews

    Outsider, Horse Girl, Love is Blind

    The World's End Pt III: Hospitality

    1917, Honey Boy, Chef Show

    Pasta, Kidding, Comedy Specials

    Tiger King, Uncut Gems

    Micro Album Reviews

    Outro: Paul Simon – Run That Body Down

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    1 hr 48 min
  • Episode 62 (Cute Lisp)

    Audiobooks

    Wedding Planning

    Basement Cigars

    Hawaii

    SAD

    Marijuana

    Have To Can't

    Honey, SimpliSafe

    privacy.com

    Animation

    Fruit, My WW

    Flying Private

    Idaho vs. Toronto

    Celiac

    Paris for 72 Hours

    Kirk D, Oscars

    The Lighthouse

    Micro Movie/Book/TV/Music Reviews

    Outro: Evan Crommett – Boys & Girls in Hell's Kitchen

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    1 hr 22 min

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A couple of Zachs from Chicago take you out of your week with some focused and unintelligent talk. Trusted Critical Reviews: "Two intelligent young tastemakers," "10/10," "The greatest podcast of all…