Why aren’t there still dinosaurs? Danny Getz understands the actual science behind the extinction of the great creatures that roamed the earth millions of years ago. He also understands why whatever crawled out of the ash didn’t just evolve into dinosaurs again. But he also thinks it’s funny to pretend like he doesn’t understand it.

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Stuart Thompson got a head start on having a historically bad year in 2020 when he learned something absolutely terrible about his then-roommate that sent his own life into disarray. How bad was it? We don’t even want to say it here in the description. You’ll have to listen to the episode to find out what it was, how Stuart handled it, and how he’s been coping with it since.

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The very funny stand-up comedian Mark DeBonis joins Aaron to talk about time. They talk about time zones, running late, being on time, and how our lives are ruled by the ever-ticking clock. No, we were not high.

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What do you do when your mom asks you to help her sign up for an OnlyFans account? Anastasia Washington joins Aaron to talk about that, WikiFeet, and more!

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Comedian Mike Rainey (Dad Meat, Lil Stinkers) joins Aaron to talk about On Percs, his book that looks back on his multi-year addiction to painkillers through the lens of cringe-worthy social media posts. They get into the origin of Mike’s addiction, Aaron’s lifelong fear and avoidance of drugs, and have fun making light of dark times in each of their own lives.

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The internet made it easy for people from all over the world to connect with each other, bond, and share their interests. Comedian and writer Jordan Wold used that tool to post in the Narnia Fans Community about his love for the world through the wardrobe. He now looks back and wonders how many creeps were out there interacting with him when he was young and naive.

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The algorithm gets us all. One day, you’re looking up videos trying to find out how to properly work out and diet, the next, you’re being shown reels of teenage bodybuilders. At least, that’s what happened to comedian Sami Sutker.

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Comedian Dave Yates recently lost his father. Well, he didn’t lose him, he knows exactly where his father is. His father is dead. Dave joins Aaron to talk about processing his grief and turning it into comedy material, making that material relatable to an audience, and more.

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Drew Landry got suspended in sixth grade for using his recorder outside of music class in a very non-musical way. His story kicks off a conversation about middle school insecurities, bullying, finding where you fit in, and knowing when to stand up for yourself.

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Brendan Kennedy returns to the podcast to talk about his recent return to stand-up comedy, business school, and more!

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