Megan and Andrea take the long depressing journey through the killer moors and discuss sham marriages, dropping babies off of banisters, and all the cousin love in Emily Bronte’s tragic romance, Wuthering Heights.

Megan and Andrea don themselves in White Witch attire and discuss leather Santa, Peter/Susan chemistry, and Free the Fawn Nipple in the 2005 adaptation, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.

Andrea and Megan wander through the wardrobe and discuss BBC beaver nightmares, fawn roofies, and stone creature inconveniences in C.S. Lewis’ children’s fantasy, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.

Andrea and Megan momentarily cease their weeping and discuss the mystery age of Sam Trammell, the other Wolff brother, and why they didn’t need to watch Josh Boone’s 2014 film adaptation, The Fault in Our Stars.

Megan and Andrea sit in the literal heart of Jesus and discuss pretentious oblivion, unexpected endings, and all the tears in the John Green's YA romance, The Fault in Our Stars.

Hold on to your butts, Megan and Andrea turn off the flashlight and discuss raptor toe tapping, auto-erotica employees, and all the khaki and upper thigh in Steven Spielberg’s classic, Jurassic Park.

Andrea and Megan stay out of the long grass and discuss rock star mathematicians, complex poisoning schemes, and whiney children in a world of dinosaurs in Michael Crichton’s literary hit, Jurassic Park.

Megan and Andrea grab their books weighted in authority and discuss Puritanical parachute pants, Daniel Day-Lewis prison teeth, and if all brunettes look the same in Nicholas Hytner’s 1996 adaptation of The Crucible.

Andrea and Megan fly over the barn and discuss naked life lessons, corn husk voodoo dolls, and why John Proctor should just move in Arthur Miller’s bewitching play, The Crucible.

Andrea and Megan do the living room routine and discuss Rocky Horror resistance, a David Bowie mystery, and SAT fails in the 2012 adaptation of The Perks of Being a Wallflower.