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Clearly we hadn't had enough time and bandits after last week, so here's About Time and Smokey and the Bandit!

PLUS: things you can’t say today, wheelbarrows of money, Alabama local news, Dukes of Hazzard, country music, fake Bandits, elephants, nuns, chemistry, The Fall Guy, Scott Adkins, CB radio, Kieran’s family’s criminal history, lanky gingers, Dark, a five word review, poshness and tangerines.

Yes, this is indeed the launch of season 2 of Have You Seen..?!

All will be explained in the course of the episode, but essentially it turned out neither of us had ever seen Time Bandits, so why not watch it, chat about it, then foist that chat upon you, just like the old days?

PLUS: Monty Python, Tron, COVID-19 (sorry), lockdown (sorry) and what on Earth we've been up to for the past three years!

Better late than never! Only three years after it was originally supposed to be released, revel in the sweaty, muscle-bound glory of Hulk Hogan's debut as a leading man: No Holds Barred!

PLUS: a smell of chocolate, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Demolition, wrestling nerdery, axe hammers, Jesse Ventura's loud hair, pot plants, giant men and their small furniture, the world's worst limo driver, baby oil, the inner workings of Terry Bollea and Vince McMahon's minds, Hulk Hogan's mastery of the French language and his "sexy" face, ratings, poor names for combat sports events, Stan Hansen, "Klondyke Raymond", "Brock Jizzer", Frank Welker, grunting sounds, Street Fighter, a fundamental misunderstanding of how the television industry works, a random clown, laughing security cameras, Every Which Way But Loose, the cure for paralysis, Pink Floyd, Knight Rider and picking up women… by the face.

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions.

Definitely episode 134 (not 135; ignore foolish Kieran) and the boys are back, talking steroid documentary Bigger, Stronger, Faster, minimalist thriller Hush and the reasons behind the large gaps in the release schedule.

PLUS: Incorrect numbering, technical hitches, whacking microphones, washing machines, TV advertising, burly Finnish lads, Netflix, Disturbed, Ben Affleck, drugged violinists, iMessage, Jason Bourne, The X-Files, the DVLA, The Hateful Eight and a shitload of mirrors.

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions.

A not-remotely-confusing episode in which Tom and Kieran compare and contrast Hong Kong cop thriller Infernal Affairs and its American remake The Departed.

PLUS: accidental and intentional racism, The Fast Show, The Rolling Stones, Sarah and Duck, Chinese endings, Heat, Starsky & Hutch, and some very rude words indeed.

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions.

Kieran & Tom tackle a real cinematic oddity: Walt Disney’s adaptation of Ray Bradbury’s Something Wicked This Way Comes, a horror film for children!

PLUS: Tron, The Black Hole, Kurt Russell, Pete’s Dragon, out-of-focus visual effects, creepy ginger kids, Josh Widdecombe, Ghostbusters, The Imperial March, The Goonies, Paddington and the forcible dying of children’s hair.

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions.

It’s the Stranger in a Strange Land episode as Kieran & Tom talk about Jackie Chan taking on the Yakuza in The Shinjuku Incident and Terence Stamp vs. Hollywood in The Limey.

PLUS: Horrific chestnut accidents, age gaps, nonsensical money-making schemes, limb lopping, unexpected cameos, the Jackie Chan oeuvre, Bob Hoskins, accents, memories, “Louise Goodman”, Barry Norman and wet ladies.

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions.

Scream if you wanna… well, do anything really… The boys settle down with Lamb of God’s heavy metal courtroom documentary As The Palaces Burn.

PLUS: Tesco, Priuses, DragonForce, Metallica, Avenged Sevenfold, Taylor Swift, The Jonas Brothers, lottery numbers, buzzing phones, word amnesia, Saul Goodman, authenticity in documentary making, Formula 1, a spam update, Tokyo confusion and proper hash of a pitch.

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions.

The boys tackle a combination of films that defies description: Pain & Gain and Paddington.

PLUS: Bunny and The Bull, The Mighty Boosh, Martin Clunes, “John Wahlberg”, autocorrect, Andy Samberg and more…

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions.

Just the one, but it’s a doozie: prepare thyselves, mere mortals, for Tom & Kieran’s take on Hercules in New York!

PLUS: unruly phones, Cactus Jack, height, Rainbow Islands, wrestling, accents, Lewis Hamilton, bears, chunky knit sweaters, illicit gambling, listener correspondence and amazing film merchandise.