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Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions.

With the greatest of apologies for the unforeseen absence (full details next episode), Tom & Kieran return with a full review of Eric Jacobus & The Stunt People’s Death Grip.

PLUS: Quiches, drawings, motion sensors, squirting blood, the death and resurgence of great fight choreography, How to Train Your Dragon, 22 Jump Street, a new listener pitch and revelations about what we do with our non-podcast time.

To find out more about and purchase Death Grip, visit http://deathgripmovie.com/

The blog Tom mentions at the end can be found at https://journeytothefarsideofthewomb.wordpress.com

ORIGINAL CUT! This was found by listener Chris L., uploaded for completeness’ sake. The remastered version is still available.

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions.

Antonio Banderas slaps on some guyliner and pretends to be an Arab in The 13th Warrior.

PLUS: Kate Upton, terrible 70s camerawork, Mongo, the impotent hero, bear costumes, Dungeons & Dragons, The Netherlands, Facebook poking, international shipping, Rain Man, Heart of Dragon, Armour of God, Jackie Chan, Sammo Hung, Koichi Sakamoto, Jeff Pruitt, a birthday and Power Rangers.

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions.

Antonio Banderas slaps on some guyliner and pretends to be an Arab in The 13th Warrior.

PLUS: Kate Upton, terrible 70s camerawork, Mongo, the impotent hero, bear costumes, Dungeons & Dragons, The Netherlands, Facebook poking, international shipping, Rain Man, Heart of Dragon, Armour of God, Jackie Chan, Sammo Hung, Koichi Sakamoto, Jeff Pruitt, a birthday and Power Rangers.

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions.

A short show, but better than no show as Tom & Kieran review Eric Jacobus’ martial arts shorts Rope-a-Dope and Rope-a-Dope 2, and Hal Ashby’s Harold & Maude.

PLUS: Closeness, purple tulips, shenanigans with lights, saluting devices, Jackie Chan, Groundhog Day, Magic Clap, walking sticks, wrestling rings and fried eggs.

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions.

The boys talk sci-fi blockbuster Edge of Tomorrow and comic coming of age drama The Way Way Back.

PLUS: Chocolate biscuits, iPad thievery, 80s MOR rock, Community and Kieran potentially finding a huge mistake in a movie he really likes.

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions.

There’s nothing artificial, or indeed intelligent, about this episode as Tom & Kieran review The Machine.

PLUS: Damian Lewis, “-son”, Stephen Campbell Moore, Eric Jacobus, The Adjustment Bureau, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, The Fault in our Stars, iPhones in the rain, a new segment, listener correspondence, director correspondence and a bonus spoiler story!

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions.

Tom & Kieran review exploratory documentary For The Bible Tells Me So and have a surprisingly grown-up discussion of religion, prejudice, family, sexuality and fear.

PLUS: Shrimp, rabbits, budgies, a lot of the usual messing about and the final round of Listener Pitch Yahtzee Roulette.

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions.

New year, new show as the boys tackle pointy low-budget horror Splinter.

PLUS: All the usual stuff & nonsense, and our penultimate Listener Pitch Yahtzee Roulette Coin-Toss thingy.

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions.

Everyone else is doing a Christmas special, so why shouldn’t we? Kieran reviews the allegedly Christmassy Dead End, and Tom reviews the definitely Christmassy It’s a Wonderful Life.

PLUS: Marilyn Manson, horny doctors, an obsession with Forest Rangers, “woman massages own brain to orgasm death”, copyright lapses, sweaty palms, gender reassignment pedestrian crossings, guilty pleasures, what was at the time breaking news and round 4 of Listener Pitch Yahtzee Roulette.

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions.

Obviously the perfect movie to review in the middle of December, Kieran & Tom discuss The Kings of Summer.

PLUS: Hangovers, horrible mispronunciations, passive-aggressive Monopoly, lunch revisited, listener emails, threats of violence, a celebrity anecdote, the inner workings of a cinephile marriage, confessions, Red Dwarf and special Christmas pitches!