Have You Seen..?

A FOUNDLING! With eternal gratitude to listener Chris L, who managed to unearth an almost all of our lost episodes, including this one! Here’s the original blurb…

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions.

An epic Unicron-sized show as Tom & Kieran get into the machinery of Transformers: Dark of the Moon, Robot & Frank and, as a special bonus, the brand new Transformers: Age of Extinction.

WARNING: Contains many, many spoilers and ranting.

PLUS: Sore throats, weird eyes, superfluous presidents, linking Sandra Bullock to the Transformers cinematic universe, chubby robots, football chat, sci-fi balls, very reliable units, giant computers, time zone debate, microphone abuse and VERY important news about episode 100.

A FOUNDLING! With eternal gratitude to listener Chris L, who managed to unearth an almost all of our lost episodes, including this one! Here’s the original blurb…

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions.

Expect the usual poor picture quality and melodramatic overacting as Tom & Kieran go silent for Blackmail, The General, and The Artist.

PLUS: A piano recital, dubious hairstyles, chain-smoking, Les Dawson, Sid James, Rapey Riddler, baffling aerial shots, British methods of murder, Max Schmeling, Schufftan process, exploiting the loopholes, disputable lengths, mysterious heads, great sound in silent movies, movies within movies, OSS 117, moustache clock, The Hayes Code, performing dogs and the unfortunate demise of Ken Jeong.

A FOUNDLING! With eternal gratitude to listener Chris L, who managed to unearth an almost all of our lost episodes, including this one! Here’s the original blurb…

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions.A Turkish Santa Claus movie? Perfect Summer listening! Tom & Kieran discuss Jolly Life (Neseli Hayat).

PLUS: Wu-Tang Clan, slippers, dubious subtitling, shoddy DVDs, cultural misunderstandings, Joshua Jackson with a stick on moustache x2, hot extras, guidelines on who may or may not drink tea, Tom repeatedly inhaling over his teeth like he’s Stan Bush, potential tubas and THREE new pitches for next week.

A FOUNDLING! With eternal gratitude to listener Chris L, who managed to unearth an almost all of our lost episodes, including this one! Here’s the original blurb…

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions.Oh my sweet Christmas, this show…Somehow Tom & Kieran get half-an-hour’s chat out of Steven Seagal’s Half Past Dead and then a further FORTY MINUTES on resurrected 80s action “classic” Miami Connection.

PLUS: Aiki-Jiu-Jitsu, the “Eggfart” or “Eggfarm” question, Rules and Chestnuts, flagrant disregard for the laws of physics, foot memories, burping into the mic, autocorrect, “strong” female characters, a completely soundproof wedged helicopter, Bond larceny, band wars, Hwang Jang Lee, K9, Florida public transit, “son of a bitch”, food voyeurism, 80s synth rock, group talk ad lib, Scouse taekwondo experts, homoerotic ethnic orphan bonding, a mad dash and a rare Webb rant.

A FOUNDLING! With eternal gratitude to listener Chris L, who managed to unearth an almost all of our lost episodes, including this one! Here’s the original blurb…

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions.

Tom and Kieran go hunting for elusive North Korean cinema and find wartime martial arts movie Order No.027 and Kim Jong-Il produced Godzilla knock-off Pulgasari.

Both movies are available to watch on YouTube here.

PLUS: Needle munching, hidden messages, beeping in 12th century Korea, bouncy rocks, the Colourful Headband Gang, bipedal dragon cows, rocket spears, significant numbers, taekwondo, axes in the back, Kim Jong-Mallick, flirtatious stethoscopes, fork throwing, ridiculous stunts, chats about mum, The Spritey Ducks (@spriteyducks) and two high-quality pitches for next week.

A FOUNDLING! With eternal gratitude to listener Chris L, who managed to unearth an almost all of our lost episodes, including this one! Here’s the original blurb…

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions.The boys mine the depths (and we do mean depths) of full-length movies available on YouTube. Sadly, they found Hammer/Shaw Bros. collaboration The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires and frankly indescribable Italian sci-fi War of the Robots.
PLUS: Tom’s birthday, Lego, on-air repair, hats, made-up words, fashion and miscommunication among the undead, gender equality in martial arts horror movies, Peter Cushing’s fighting skills, Jackie Chan’s voice double, yawning, fridges, recycling, Chuck Norris, Kirk Wong, Doctor Who, space navigation, Italian sportswear, Cher, The Long Riders, “Empress Lois & General Gonad on the McDonald’s party bus” and two very special pitches for the next episode.

A FOUNDLING! With eternal gratitude to listener Chris L, who managed to unearth an almost all of our lost episodes, including this one! Here’s the original blurb…

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions.No material likely to offend as Tom and Kieran talk U certificate movies, The Colditz Story and The Pirates! In An Adventure With Scientists!

PLUS: Board games, Eric Morecambe, Andre Previn, Porridge, Netherlandic applause, badly inserted American voices, Elephant Man impersonations, henchmonkeys, Brian Blessed, Creature Comforts, “sharks vs Draculas”, prodigious output and overuse of the affirmative grunt, all in a U certificate episode.

A FOUNDLING! With eternal gratitude to listener Chris L, who managed to unearth an almost all of our lost episodes, including this one! Here’s the original blurb…

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions.The Road to Episode 100 continues with our third special: Lads’ Night In. It’s beer, pizza and action movies as the boys talk Punisher: War Zone, #DIRTYLAUNDRY and Blind Fury.

PLUS: Directing in one’s second language, juggling accents, Marvel Knights,Gears of War, Drive (not that one), Irish Rastas, black Poles, on-air equipment repair, laundrettes, Not-Frank, cuddling small Vietnamese men, math, Alice Cooper, American Geography, The Office, Locke’s hair, henchman cameos, bloodless bladework, board games and “the casually daring Dutch”.

A FOUNDLING! With eternal gratitude to listener Chris L, who managed to unearth an almost all of our lost episodes, including this one! Here’s the original blurb…

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions.The Road to Episode 100 continues with our second special: TV comedy. Tom reviews Archer and Kieran gives his take on Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace.

PLUS: siblings, missing words, bodily noises, American Dad, dimmers, 16mm, monkey bastard hands, poor ADR, DVD extras, casual racism, live “translation” and the world’s coldest can of Diet Coke.

A FOUNDLING! With eternal gratitude to listener Chris L, who managed to unearth an almost all of our lost episodes, including this one! Here’s the original blurb…

Have You Seen..? The question to start all movie discussions.The Road to Episode 100 FINALLY begins with our first of ten specials:  HYS Musicfest 2014! We talk music documentaries Muscle Shoals, Sound City and Searching For Sugar Man.

PLUS: Which directors’ back catalogues you, and we, want to delete and pitches for another special episode.AND, playing on the Mentioned In Passing stage: mysterious floating heads, metaphysical bullshit, Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Page, Wilson Phillips, Telly Savalas, Metallica, Nirvana, Stevie Nicks, The Many Regrets of Rick Springfield, Neil Young, Benmont Tench, Josh Homme, Trent Reznor, Paul McCartney, Paul Crowder, The Lego Movie, Donovan, Alice Cooper, Bob Dylan, Clarence Avant, Anvil, Scott Mosier, Lamb of God, Iron Maiden, Jason Becker, Ginger Baker, “Linkin sodding Park”, Aerosmith and Justin Bieber.