Having a Vodka

Hiiiiiii zodiac bbs! Because life has been a whirlwind this summer so far, we’re taking jt slow and simple this week and playing the delightful Zodiac Game this week (not even how it’s meant to be played, but who gives a fuck? Life’s what you make it, as Prophet Hannah Montana always said). Join us as we quiz each other on how many Earth signs there are, ask each other riddles that send us into spirals, and discover which animals represent which sign. Grab a drankkkk and some crystals and channel your sun, moon & rising and enjoy this weeks ep! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

Yes, you may be familiar with the cult classic musical Little Shop of Horrors - but was Rick Moranis YOUR sexual awakening? Did YOU watch the movie in 18 parts out of order on YouTube at the formative age of twelve? Can YOU clock an Ashman/Menken melody in 3 seconds flat? This week, Meg takes us on an educational journey covering her beloved Little Shop hyperfixation ahead of her trip to see the musical IRL in NYC. Hopefully you don’t get too spooked and throw away all your houseplants. Grab a drink (preferably not of blood!!!) and enjoy this whore-ticultural episode of HAV! Cheers!! 🪴🍸 // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

We all remember where we were the day the earth stood still…… on May 30th, 2025, henceforth known as SWIFTIE INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!! After 6+ long years of re-records, bitterness, and inconveniencing-herself-to-make-a-point, Taylor Swift announced last Friday that she FINALLY was able to purchase her master recordings of her first 6 records, so naturally, yes, hi, that is all we are talking about in this episode. The parasocialism threat is RED. It’s also RED (TV). Throw your Reputation TV clown nose to the wind and kiki with us while we discuss this monumental moment!!!!! CHEERS SWIFITES!!!! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

What’s that? Did we accidentally not upload an episode for 3 weeks because Meg is dumb and kept forgetting to upload? What am I saying, the ROAST is over!!! But no that is actually what happened tho LOL. In this episode, Amy performs her critically-acclaimed Roast of Meg and we recap the most iconic birthday party of all time. What is better than two hungover 30-year-olds reliving their memories on a couch? Nothing! Pour yourself from prosecco, plop down on your coziest seat, and enjoy this (throwback to) Taurus fest where we celebrate a milestone for Meg! Cheers!!! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

Happy MAY, you guys, AKA the best month of the year, AKA T-minus 2 weeks until Meg turns THIRTY!!!! In celebration, we broke out one of (admittedly, unfortunately) many ‘novels’ (used in the lightest sense of the term) Meg wrote when she was a kid. Get ready for truly the ultimate cringe. Dress code for this episode is: your chocolate brown Limited Too dress, your TINIEST Louis Vuitton purse, your first-class plane ticket, and above all, your delusion that you live in your own perfect world as a 12-year-old. Grab an alcoholic beverage because now you’re an adult and join us in this cringe read-aloud episode of HAV!!! Cheers! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

What a delight it was to recap our impromptu day trip to Newport, Meg’s complementary parking debacle, and a random AF psychological deep dive into Nice Guy Syndrome! Enjoy this yap sesh where we talk about anything and everything under the Spring sun. Have you known someone with NGS before?? We’d love to know your thoughts!!! Grab a drank and flop down on your couch to listen to this episode of HAV! Cheeeerrrssss // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

After yapping about how iconic and beautiful Spring is for 20 minute, we finally get into the story at hand today - the harrowing but triumphant tale of Malcolm the Cat having his first big foray into health scares at his big age of 3. Keep sending Malcy good vibes!!! He is doing better but needs all the love and support he can get <3 De-stress with us and enjoy this wild (no pun intended) story time! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

It’s the gift that keeps on giving, and it’s giving us psychosis!!!! Midnights is an album we both just can’t stop thinking about, 2.5 years after its release. In this episode, we break out every physical copy of the album Meg owns (lol) and go from song to song to rehash our musings on this load-bearing work of vague and imitable ART and its contributions to and invaluable place in the TSCU (Taylor Swift cinematic universe). Pour yourself a glass of some maroon-colored liquid and ruminate with us!!! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

This week, we trek into the cozy world of Hygge and play the Hygge Conversation Game (aka, of course, another questions card deck. Creature of habit!). If there’s two things we love, it’s ambiguous, open-ended philosophizing and a conversation card deck. A third thing we love would be being cozy. Listen along and enjoy us struggling to pronounce Hygge. Cheers! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

We’re done gatekeeping the story we’ve teased for years!!! In this episode, Meg recaps The Worst Day of Her Life, aka the day she and her boyfriend broke up in their sophomore year of high school. This story has everything - inconvenient doctor’s appointments, melodramatic rainstorms, teenage misunderstanding, and to make it extremely 2011, a Twilight reference. Drink every time a detail is confirmed in the journal excerpt Meg reads. Listen along and PLEASEEE write in if you have a traumatic (and maybe funny?) breakup story of your own! Cheers! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸