Haystacks has been thinking…

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20 Questions 0 Introduction 2026.01.25 | Patreon

When Matt Sharp went low, I went high:

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9. Performing Music, and the Fear of Death 2025.06.21 | Patreon

If this concept sounds simple to you at first listen, you’re absolutely right, but do consider doing a few 360s until you’re certain that we’re talking about the same thing. -HK

P.S. This concept/theory was first discussed in https://www.patreon.com/posts/40-excitedly-and-152062812

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8. Some Hefty Thoughts on Perspective 2025.06.21 | Patreon

“Sockumentary” would be a great name for a mockumentary that points out the foibles of unwitting extras, btw.

I forgot to mention the most interesting aspect of demolition derbies: destruction as entertainment.

-HK

P.S. I tried to attach an image of the recipe I used for the crêpes batter multiple times, but kept getting an error message, so I’ll have to try again later.

P.P.S. Managed it. Bon appétit:

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7. Mallard Dandies and Pink Speedos 2025.06.21 | Patreon

To see examples of the injectable “muscle” mass I mention in this episode, just do an image search for “Synthol”.

Good luck with that. -HK

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6. Some Thoughts on The Gym 2025.06.20 | Patreon

If I were to record this episode again, I’d talk more extensively about the specific moments in time and space when so much existential stuff was hanging in the balance, like last phone calls, pulling plugs, and what might’ve happened if I’d gone back to the cabin, or followed that nurse’s advice, etc. -HK

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43. Some Thoughts about My Time in the Hospital 2026.03.30 | Patreon

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20 Questions 0 Introduction 2026.01.25 | Patreon

The Bogdanoff Twins, before and after they did stuff to their faces:

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4. Some Thoughts on Social Media 2025.05.24 | Patreon

Faux-mbover front:

Faux-mbover top:

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3. The Relativity of Hair 2025.05.24 | Patreon