Man, Myth, Legend! College loans galore, earlier claims on social security and Microsoft takes a stand.

Yes, that somehow made the cut. Plus Trump vs Harvard, Trump vs J Powell, Trump vs the IRS, which now has its 5th head in 3 months. Plus plus YTD performance and possible relief for scam victims.

And Bears and Bulls, oh my.

Step 1: swallow the diamond earrings. Step 2: MENSA is off the table. Plus the US Treasury stopping paper checks, quarterly performance, an IPO and two bankruptcies. Plus plus where to get emergency cash.

Or does it. The markets are in correction territory, car prices could jump $4K, Harvard tuition waivers and a government spending limit. Plus a mortgage blacklist, hot coffee payout and landlords playing hardball.

The markets and tariffs and trade wars and recession fears. Rest easy – you can get a green card for only $5 million. Anyone know how much your spouse makes?

Actually, no. Reciprocal tariffs, DOGE access to the IRS and a flurry of houses on the market in the greater DC area. Plus the crypto guy who moved to Puerto Rico and how to protect yourself from Elon.

Elon made a bid for OpenAI, the DOGE team is on the loose and one of them, a 19-year-old student, was fired from a cybersecurity team for leaking secrets. A few got wealthy from the Trump meme coin, but the majority got crushed. Plus getting in tough with your Congressperson is rough, Boomers are coming to the senior housing market and Cheryl is not happy with her home insurance renewal.

If this doesn’t prove we’re in the Wild West of Crypto, nothing will. The US is very rich but quite unhappy, Uncle Sam knows about your side hustle and EV owners getting hit with state fees. Good luck buying a home since nobody is interested in selling.

The Supreme Court upheld a ban on the app but Trump delayed it. Now what?  Trump meme coins soar, Harvard MBAs struggle to find a job and the SEC sues Musk over his Twitter purchase.