Not this year, anyway. But the first few hours of October are weak…Plus a market surge in China, heading back to the office and non-alcoholic champagne. Plus plus beware of callable CDs and collectors asking survivors to cover debts of family members.

It probably is, unless you’re betting against Cheryl. Wild weekly market swings, impacts of the Fed rate cut and it might be time to switch banks. Plus Robinhood excessive options costs and renting vs. owning.

Is it the inverted yield curve or the un-inverted yield curve? Is it better for the market to have a Democrat or Republican in office? Plus college hunting season, Bezos real estate purchases and 0 day options mania.

No, that is not a typo. Over one-third of their employees are “filthy rich”. Plus, tax changes to come after the election, Powell and the Fed to cut rates and the new realtor commission schedules.

From cash to homes to colonoscopies for life. Plus a market update, income needed to buy a home in CA and the cost of a trip to Disney. Plus plus eyeball scans for AI and your credit score for dating apps. Alrighty then.

The rules have finally been clarified (mostly). How Kamala manages her money, the 401(k) rollover mistake costing billions and weighting whiplash. Plus parents of a teen driver sentenced as well.

Remain calm, folks.  This is exceptionally normal. Did the Fed wait too long? Is Jermey Siegel a drama queen? A scam wipes out a good Samaritan. Plus difficulty getting a large umbrella policy, boosting your kids’ credit scores and withholding from social security.

Maybe but who cares? It’s not newsworthy! The IRS is now focusing on the regular wealthy as opposed to uber wealthy. Plus free med school tuition at Johns Hopkins and 6% is the new 401(k) default.

Vanguard doesn’t want you to call, Robinhood never wanted you to call and companies aren’t taking checks. Title insurance may have the greatest margins EVER! Plus Nvidia replaced Enron in the S&P about 23 years ago. Will it meet the same fate?

Unless, someone steals your identity or you miss some estimated payments. Roaring Kitty – again. Plus watch out for the insurance costs for those EVs and maybe save money outside of your 401(k).