Say that 3 times fast… Bert and Ernie are moving to Netflix. Moody's downgraded US debt from the highest levels, Wal-Mart tariff fallout, investigations at United Healthcare and Empower adding private investment. Plus your crypto key or a finger, the stealthy wealthy and 7 year car loans.

It will change and it has a lot of holes but other than that… Plus $10K to nap. Zzzzz…

Man, Myth, Legend! College loans galore, earlier claims on social security and Microsoft takes a stand.

Yes, that somehow made the cut. Plus Trump vs Harvard, Trump vs J Powell, Trump vs the IRS, which now has its 5th head in 3 months. Plus plus YTD performance and possible relief for scam victims.

And Bears and Bulls, oh my.

Step 1: swallow the diamond earrings. Step 2: MENSA is off the table. Plus the US Treasury stopping paper checks, quarterly performance, an IPO and two bankruptcies. Plus plus where to get emergency cash.

Or does it. The markets are in correction territory, car prices could jump $4K, Harvard tuition waivers and a government spending limit. Plus a mortgage blacklist, hot coffee payout and landlords playing hardball.

The markets and tariffs and trade wars and recession fears. Rest easy – you can get a green card for only $5 million. Anyone know how much your spouse makes?

Actually, no. Reciprocal tariffs, DOGE access to the IRS and a flurry of houses on the market in the greater DC area. Plus the crypto guy who moved to Puerto Rico and how to protect yourself from Elon.

Elon made a bid for OpenAI, the DOGE team is on the loose and one of them, a 19-year-old student, was fired from a cybersecurity team for leaking secrets. A few got wealthy from the Trump meme coin, but the majority got crushed. Plus getting in tough with your Congressperson is rough, Boomers are coming to the senior housing market and Cheryl is not happy with her home insurance renewal.