Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid

Sending the man the late, great Bartcop called "The Sweaty Wrestler" off to his long Hadean home. Something deadly ("Plague!") may have broken out in Mother Russia. Former Soviet States are quarantining and setting up border controls. Nitwit Nero's filter continues to degrade under the onslaught of his fronto-temporal dementia. 

Pedophile Pontius Pilate offers up his sympathies to the Cornell rapists. No surprise there. MAGAT hatemonger gets sued for lying about ordinary people exercising their rights. You, too, can start a "microschool!" Cankles Caligula makes panic trips to save seats in "safe" MAGAT states. We learn where the money for Julius Geezer's illegal ads came from. 

AI? It's gonna save us from . . . doctors? Secretary Whalehead says so!

Then there's Tennessee, where bloodthirsty MAGATS line up to kill people.

A paucity of power caused Tuesday's absence. With that, we return to one of the most shameful moments in the entire history of the Senate of the United States. Eric Schmitt beclowned himself. What's more, there's an aspect to his jack-a-napery that has gone unremarked by the ForProfit Media. But not here. No. We find the things that get lost in the media frenzy.

Cankles Caligula's curse finds a home on the banks of the Tennessee. Even ESPN's audio got bitten. Hilarity ensued. 

PsychoBibi gets busted again. He KNEW what was coming on October 7. He needed what was coming. 

MAGAT senators  criticize Orange Daddy's obviously illegal ads on the taxpayer dime, but do absolutely NOTHING about it. 

Krustie kills again. 

Dolly IS a Saint. 

"Everything else is commentary."

Still. . . Contempt.

And a whole lot more!

The BooBirds come out for Bibi. In turn, he resorted to the usual pathetic, petulant, seventh grade attacks. 

Testicle-toasting Tuckyo Rose Carlson confirms the nihilism of Cankles Caligula we've known about here since forever. 

Nitwit Nero grimaces at his own warbirds flying past as Xi Jin Ping appears entirely non-plussed.   

Gavin Newsome shivs the trans community. 

Jaydee Vance: NARC.

Nitwit Nero's gonna remember that when he stokes the next domestic terror attack. 

Nitwit Nero loses it at the U.N. Nuclear annihilation, no less. 

Whiskey Pete wants to know about military "timber."

Gawd-fearin' krischun woman Handsy Smurf Boebert makes her Jeebuss blush.

Nitwit Nero's tantrum blows up in his face and even NewsMuck has to admit it. 

ICE goons shoot a man in the back, not to mention disappearing 16,000 human beings.