Nick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of February 8th, 2021. Topics covered: The Decline in Quicksand-related Deaths, Gaby's Great Conch Shell Prank, Real Stories from Lou.

Nick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of February 1st, 2021. Topics covered: George Washington's Sex Appeal, Marco Franzia's Flight Redirection Service, Red Panda Leprosy.

Nick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of January 25th, 2021. Topics covered: Bruce Gutterman the Peanut Butter Man, Shrek Slime, Chocolate Corn.

Nick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of January 18th, 2021. Topics covered: Movies About Dating Ghosts, Little Piggy and The Ocelot, The Thrilling Audio of Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Nick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of January 4th, 2021. Topics covered: Killing Only Non-Attractive Birds, The Meeting of the Pauls, The Mechanics of Snake Gyration Lassos.

In a very special episode of Headliners, Nick, Gaby, and Lou discuss the 2004 comedy Connie & Carla, starring Nia Vardalos and Toni Collette.

Nick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of December 28th, 2020. Topics covered: Android Babies; Gabriela, Gabriela, Junior, and Ford: Attorneys at Law; Overrated Bands with White Dudes in Them.

Nick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of December 21st, 2020. Topics covered: Football Superfan Mahatma Ghandi, Useful New Year's Resolutions, Prison Dogs.

Nick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of December 14th, 2020. Topics covered: A Dog's Worth of Guinea Pigs, Spaghetti Salad, Turkish Building Code.

Nick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of December 7th, 2020. Topics covered: E.T. the Extraterrestrial (but in Wisconsin), Punching Fetuses, China's Proud Crotch-Based Traditions.