Adam swaps out his flat cap for a tinfoil hat while Stephen sits quietly and listens to his insane ramblings.

In this extra-long bank holiday episode, Adam and Stephen talk quarantine dress codes, Normal People, and the St John's Wort conspiracy. Stephen gets self-conscious about cocktails and his adolescent obsession with Minder.

Stephen is stressed while Adam reminisces on his battles with the innocuous people of Carrick on Suir.

With the weight (no pun intended) of their task finally starting to make its full presence known, Stephen and Adam both take it light with the exercise today. Who could have seen that one coming?

Food perverts, raspberry and falafel wraps, and jam-covered sausages. Ew. 

Adam shouts at traffic lights and thinks crows are inanimate objects, while Stephen does absolutely nothing and feels sorry for himself!

The boys' food crimes are brought to light. Stephen is outed as a closet pineapple fan while Adam begins his crusade to bring salmon pizza to the world. 

More dream talk today as Stephen and Adam go all the way to China to verbally taunt Justin Trudeau before getting far, far too distracted by offal. Also introducing the Stephen's Health Game Show. Can you guess Stephen's blood pressure? Is that even responsible?

Stephen has a nightmare, Adam has salmon on his pizza (probably a Kilkenny thing) and lots of good intentions.

Adam reads reviews of his laxative jellies.