It's Christie's birthday, and she was... well... not here. Why? Because she went partying with her friends to welcome the midnight hour... but we had a surprise for her, too.

Here's what you missed...
Will the Britney Saga ever end? Drugs are bad for you, mkay? If you can't get enough ham, we have news for you! And you can't go wrong with having a stripper at a party, right? Plus, we talked about a fine for feeding the fowl in NYC, OJ's Juice being squeezed in court, and Rosie O'Donnell is still an idiot.

All that and more!!!

It was a full house on the show with Chenoa and Christie both hanging out on the show!

Here's what you missed...
Cheerleader coach Victoria Schattauer got busted for taking topless pictures... Cops Gone Wild in Egypt... More Dog the Bounty Hunter backlash... Plus, we got to play STUMP THE CHRISTIE!

All that and more!!!

The Halloween show had lots of fun times as John was joined by Chenoa while Christie went to go trick or treating.

A couple gets married, a cop prepares for zombies, and a spider attack!
Chenoa's got Halloween jokes - which got her into MAJOR TROUBLE - and John had Halloween music to get you in the mood.

All that and more!

Chenoa sat in on the show while Christie partied hard in a textbook prepping for a midterm... so no threesome, but here's what we DID do...

We talked about a guy who married his grandmother, how vodka saved a man's life, John and Chenoa apparently share a passion for game shows, and some other stuff, too!

PLUS WE'RE STILL TAKING SUBMISSIONS FOR STUMP THE CHRISTIE! See the website for details.

All that and more!

In one of the weirdest moments in the show's history, Christie ran the show without John for about an hour. Technical difficulties kept him off the air, and along with Chenoa, Christie was able to hold the fort down and have a little bit of fun with it.

They got to talk about tattoo, there were pets and their great tricks, and Christie's hot friend Dom wanted to talk about sex... SO WE LET HER!!!

PLUS WE'RE STILL TAKING SUBMISSIONS FOR STUMP THE CHRISTIE! See the website for details.

All that and more!

We decided to do stuff on the show, like talk about this, talk about that, and then we talked about something else too.

Plus STUMP THE CHRISTIE: PART 2!

All that and more!

Mom gives birth to grandkids... No beer makes Zimbabwe go something something... Wait, what? Britney Spears ISNT a good mom?!?

Plus STUMP THE CHRISTIE: PART 2!

All that and more!

Hookers in Hungary, some guy tries to smuggle lizards in his pants, and HANNAH MONTANA IS PREGNANT!1!111

All that and more!

Arrr, dead man wakes up, complains about pain... Aye, remember when someone tried t' sue God? It happened again, shiver me timbers... "Ahoy, i cant sell my house, my neighbor smells like shit, argh..." Arrr, plus, we war pirates, argh!

All that and more!

What's worse than working minimum wage at McDonald's? Going to jail for it, that's what! Crooks should be a little more observant when trying to rob a bank, and avoid the BLATANTLY OBVIOUS POLICE OFFICER! More snakes in a plane! And that crazy guy that loves Britney Spears speaks out!

All that and more!