We focused a bit on saving Internet radio, because without it wed be talking to ourselves (which isnt far off from what were doing now) found out that Christie might hook up with Lindsay Lohan, even if her eyebrows lead to her happy trail and feet are icky - to John, at least.

John taught you how to make money while walking around town naked, Christie taught you that having a phone whilst drunk is not a good idea, and Paris Hilton taught you she's still a dirty skank.

We found out that Christie loves roller coasters, and John hates them. Also, we learned about a woman who was arrested for stealing toilet paper, a guy who gave his finger to a bar... literally, and British kids think carrots grow from trees and have no idea where pork comes from.

We learned a couple of things about Christie - she sees Lindsay in her sleep, is willing to mud wrestle Chenoa, and had no clue who the Loch Ness monster is. Also on the show, the Paris Hilton Jail Diary, art with ketchup, and something about hot dogs.

A couple of weeks ago John and Christie talked about tans, and Christie submitted a couple of pictures to prove her point. We took a vote, and we have the results! We also asked the question: What has more coke than a soda bottling plant? And guess who said what about Rosie leaving "The View!"

John and Christie tackled the finer things in life, such as Lindsay Lohan, Six Toe Oprah being shocked at her pops, a great excuse to break up with your fiance, and of course Rosie... again. Oh, Christie's mom popped in and now owed John a buck and a quarter!

John started the show with Chenoa, talking about Amy Fisher and a guy that got run over by a truck. Christie came on board halfway through and they talked about how she almost died killing a spider and how she can drink anyone under the table. Fun times.

We tried to get people to listen in to the show with a great technique (sex sells), find out if it worked... Spiders and goats and giraffes, OH MY... Another edition of the Radio X Movie Spotlight featuring Georgia Rule and Delta Farce... and some other crap!

The big news of the day: A drag queen was buying dolls from a guy boiling skulls! Also... Rosie quit again, Britney to write a book (as soon as she learns how to read), and how the hell do we STILL have Sanjaya news? He was kicked off the show a couple of weeks ago, right?

Rosie quit, was fired, decided not to re-sign her contract... whatever... SHE'S GONE!! Plus... kissing is dangerous, and we have proof! A new way to start your day! And how the Hell do we STILL have Sanjaya news?