In which our hero journeys to the center of America

In which our heros discover the DNA of the great propaganda movie of our time within a racially charged comedy of errors.

= MAXIMUM VIOLENCE IMMEDIATELY=

Elvis seems to be a recurring theme

In which our hero's overbearing angst overshadows his co-star's illustrious headgear.

In which our hero's snakeskin jacket represents a symbol of his individuality and his belief in personal freedom. Featuring special guest Emily Adams

In which our hero fails to trace Top Gun.

While shooting at an animal in the dark, our hero contracts leprosy.

We did murder someone last night. We turned into vampires, it's a long story. Featuring special guest Alyssa Lopez

In which our lupine hero inspires a whirlwind sing-a-long of the greatest autotune hits of the twentieth century. Featuring special guest Erin Hickey

In which we root for our hero, starring as his first Halloween costume, to steal a baby. Featuring our first special guest, Alex Heerman.