In which our hero's overbearing angst overshadows his co-star's illustrious headgear.

In which our hero's snakeskin jacket represents a symbol of his individuality and his belief in personal freedom. Featuring special guest Emily Adams

In which our hero fails to trace Top Gun.

While shooting at an animal in the dark, our hero contracts leprosy.

We did murder someone last night. We turned into vampires, it's a long story. Featuring special guest Alyssa Lopez

In which our lupine hero inspires a whirlwind sing-a-long of the greatest autotune hits of the twentieth century. Featuring special guest Erin Hickey

In which we root for our hero, starring as his first Halloween costume, to steal a baby. Featuring our first special guest, Alex Heerman.

In which Peggy Sue gets divorced amidst trying to reconcile Coppolla's post-70s output

In which we wonder which nineteenth century Canadian entertainment choices allowed a Rambo figure to become a national hero

In which we consider a boy's love for his bird in relation to our least favorite Pink Floyd albums