Inside Bay's multiverse, Sir Sean Connery opens a golf course on Alcatraz. Featuring special guest Austin Cook & regular guest Emily

In which our hero wins an oscar for the longest suicide note ever. Featuring special guest Efrain Schunior

F.A.B.

In which our hero robs a bank, compulsively.

Hear the conclusion of Cage's American road diary, including the full poem that inspired this podcast.

Cop Gives Waitress $2 Million Tip; Cop Divorces Wife; Cop Marries Waitress. featuring guests Kathryne & Jesse Dameron-Johnstone

In which we rewrite the worst romcom (?) we've ever seen into NATIONAL TREASURE 3: STEALING TESS

Dave continues his dramatic reading of Cage's journey to the heart of the American Dream

In which our hero participates in the ultimate con.

We welcome back Emily, our first repeat guest, and Dave reads excerpts from Cage's 1991 tour diary to the heart of America.

In which our hero journeys to the center of America

In which our heros discover the DNA of the great propaganda movie of our time within a racially charged comedy of errors.

= MAXIMUM VIOLENCE IMMEDIATELY=

Elvis seems to be a recurring theme