In which our hero stars in a heavenly rom-dram based on a Goo Goo Dolls music video

featuring special guest Kristin Halladay

In which our hero takes his face.....OFF.

Featuring special guest Max Winston

How do I live without you?

I want to know,

How do I breathe without you?

If you ever go,

How do I ever, ever survive?

featuring special guest Lex Friedman

Inside Bay's multiverse, Sir Sean Connery opens a golf course on Alcatraz. Featuring special guest Austin Cook & regular guest Emily

In which our hero wins an oscar for the longest suicide note ever. Featuring special guest Efrain Schunior

F.A.B.

In which our hero robs a bank, compulsively.

Hear the conclusion of Cage's American road diary, including the full poem that inspired this podcast.

Cop Gives Waitress $2 Million Tip; Cop Divorces Wife; Cop Marries Waitress. featuring guests Kathryne & Jesse Dameron-Johnstone

In which we rewrite the worst romcom (?) we've ever seen into NATIONAL TREASURE 3: STEALING TESS

Dave continues his dramatic reading of Cage's journey to the heart of the American Dream

In which our hero participates in the ultimate con.

We welcome back Emily, our first repeat guest, and Dave reads excerpts from Cage's 1991 tour diary to the heart of America.