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Heath and Gretchen are here for week 36 to share the latest life-ly highlights; what's on our mind; and how to correctly send a dick pic!

Heathen shares our feelings following the library cancelling our podcast recording dreams; Gretchen's fond memories of phone sex; and the latest Australian fetish scandal!

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Happy Tuesday Heathens!

This week Heath and Gretchen talk about why we reckon Adele is skating on thin ice! Gretchen also dissects whether or not she's going to get cancelled for liking the new Kid Rock song and Heath provides background about the latest Aussie cricket scandal and ensuing texts!

Heathen further shares our nitrous goals; where to get the best pre-made pizza crusts in Australia (it's not what you think!); and what the Queensland State Government spelt wrong this week!

Welcome to episode 34 Heathens!

Heath and Gretchen are here to tell everyone about how to get busy in the blue skies of Vegas and which rock and roll stars are publically pissing down throats this week!

Heathen offers further information about how to drink now and pay later in Australia; how terrible the pizza down here is and what that means for pregnant women from NYC; and a throwback to when the government dished out cash to the Aussie people and we spent it all on hookers, blackjack and booze!

Gretchen further advises why she hearts Sia as well as cancel culture!

Happy Tuesday Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are back for episode 33 with weekly updates from Australia; the silliest things striking us during the week; and views on our wonderful world!

We're talking about Kim saddling up for Peter Davidson's big d*ck; how the Queensland Government told us all to beat off more; and the placenta partying people partake in around the world!

Heathen shares a summary of the past six months for our new listeners; touches on our best foods lately; and spreads love and laughs like we stay doin! Welcome back! x o x

Ahoy Heathens! This week, Heath and Gretchen try to culturally concede why so many hammered men take it all off, on the spot.

Heathen discusses the corrupt, corporate cesspool posing as the Australian Podcast Awards! Glady is touched on regarding her recent hearing with regard to smuggling Aussie tax dollars to her "not boyfriend".

YouTube's capture of the horror of water birthing is addressed along with fabulous Noosa, gondolas and more!

Join Heathen live from our Sofitel penthouse for Episode 31!

This week Heath and Gretchen talk about their beachy photo shoot and how they fell in love with Noosa! Gretchen admires Kylie's knack to make pregnancy spandex iconic and Heath gives a Craig Kelly update!

Why Brazilian reality TV trumps US shows is addressed as well as the killer motor scooters that are currently tearing up Sunshine Coast foot paths! Welcome back!

G'day Heathens! In our 30th episode we welcome Heathen Down Under's first guest, the owner of the CraigKellyMP.com domain! Tune in for our chat about who the scummiest Australian politicians are at the moment and why Craig Kelly deserves a big bag of dicks!

The weekly catch up includes our feelings about Hunter Biden smuggling US art grants for crack paintings; how we're here for Prince William Baby's ratchet comments about billionaire space travel; and what else went down this week in Australia!

G'day Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are back with their Madame X review! We share our favourite bits and more goss about our undying love for Madonna!

Heathen further addresses our status of stranded on the great island of Australia; our joy about Britney being freed; and insight into our Adele meme!

Gretchen discusses slutty pregnancy / motherhood clothes and her new understanding of their role in women's maternal journey. Heathen taps into current border closures and how their wedding in two weeks will have no guests as a product of Australia's present apparent dictatorship! Strap in!

Welcome to our 28th episode! Australia is ripped with political scandals at the moment and we're celebrating the crashing of Facebook!

Heathen talks about Hex cryptocurrency, its fearless leader and his current European tour. We're also getting into this week's ruby grand final and our feelings about the opening act!

In entertainment, we've got farmer life and ensuing baby mamma drama! Plus much more about the week down under and trouble we're getting up to!

Hello Heathens! The Aussies are getting angry because they won't let us out! Heathen is talking about being trapped in Australia, who's had enough and our fearful leader's global tour!

Join us for our Melbourne earthquake experience, an update on our new pet magpies and feedback RE: Erykah Badu's new pussy incense!

We're talking bad television to watch when you're going through the gigs; Australia's major pizza problem; and how Korean hot noodles nearly killed us! Welcome back!