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Fun fact: Tasers (NOT pepper spray) and chocolate milk makes for a magically delicious breakfast!
Look, I am just trying to take over Ellen Degeneres' show when she gets fired, so give this a listen to boost me up there. We also discuss the lottery and all the associated scratching involved.
Afterthought: Why in the world do older people argue that the lottery is dumb because "AfTeR TaXeS, YoU wIlL oNlY HaVe $20 MiLlIoN dOlLaRs?"
If you have ever wondered what planet I would choose to live on or what I think about the government spying on all of us, your prayers have now been answered in this new episode. Enjoy!
This episode includes some Pokemon and a simple explanation why Mulan is obviously the greatest Disney princess of all time! Enjoy!
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