In which Grant magically takes a 2 hour plus record and turns it into a nice, on topic 30 minutes where the boys and their phenomenal, hilarious guest Braeden Bailey discuss Sox, Lightyear, and, of course, how 65 is secretly a pikmin movie. Are farts funny? Find out NOW!

Special thanks to friends of the show Patrick Skeyhill and Lev Van Rennselier for the incredible intro song! Listen to their podcast What The Hell Happened to Them

We interrupt your regularly schedule programming to bring you Burns & Burney: A Burn Notice Podcast, an episode by episode recap of the hit USA series Burn Notice. While most podcasts are hosted by friends, this show is hosted by two complete strangers William Burney and Jimmy Burns who will only be allowed to communicate when the microphone is on. Will they become they best of friends or, like Michael Westin, is one going to get burned?

Why is takani-prime geosynchronous? Why doesn't the zenofauna effect the story when it is central to the opening scene? Why does the world building of Lightyear give the boys and illustrious guest Flint Arnett sad eyes? Find out the meaning of these ten dollar words and more in this episode of Sox Talk!

Trailer? I barely know her! That would be true, except the boys and special guest Ed Collins, professor and a professional marketer for over 35 years, know the trailers for Lightyear more than themselves as discuss why those, along with the posters, couldn't get butts into seats.

1n 1995, Lightyear was Andy's favorite movie. In 2023, the boys and special guest Derrick try to reckon with that statement. If that's not enough, we discuss the trauma that comes with sharing a name with D.E.R.I.C., the hapless robot voiced by Angus Maclane, and what music to listen to when you finally decide to mute Lightyear. It's a good one folks

Chase is on the case! No, not that pig of a dog, but Chase Shanafelt! He takes the boys through his binder to prove his theory that Sox is sex toy. We weren't happy about it either, which is why we look up and describe Sox smut for your listening pleasure. I'll be shocked if you enjoy

BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP! MEOW MEOW MEOW! CLICK CLICK! These are just a few of the Sox sounds the boys discuss with sound fx editor Lux Grob on this loosey-goosey episode

Speed up your audio because the boys are chatting exclusively about 2x speed with Patrick Bocchicchio, who believes art is meant to be conquered instead of enjoyed, on this barn burner of ep where Dimitri isn't the aggressor for once.

Happy 4th! Grab a drink as the boys and guest Rohan Kumar concoct Lightyear cocktails like the Crystallic Fusion (I'd give you the recipe, but only god knows what's in the thing) and chat about hot librarians.

Did you watch Elemental this weekend? Did you know a CAT directed it?!?!? Why wasn’t THAT in the marketing?!? We talk Pete Sohn’s latest movie (which is chhhaaaarrrrrrming), Bob Peterson’s latest short (which isn’t), and what it would be like if we were roommates with Spider-Man. You know, cool shit.

If you want to jump ahead, discussion of Elemental starts 27:28