Helen's Log

It’s the final episode of season one, so we’re finishing off with a bang! We have the fantastic Nish Kumar with us and even better we have him in a Goofy hat. Thank you for being with us for this series and we hope you enjoy ending series one on questions like “were surgeons butchers?”, football injuries, ass shots, electric shot puzzles, prime ministers and Helen’s second puberty. 

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Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:

Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, David Hunter, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Elton Pond, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jemma Anglesea, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Kristine Martin, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Scarlett Scrimshaw, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai 

This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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It’s our penultimate episode of Series One and Helen’s learning to flirt. Here to help is comedy’s biggest stud, Ele Mckenzie! This is truly a gift of an episode so please enjoy toileting at home, ghosts, peeing, vloggers, what we eat in a day and lots of vibrator chat.

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Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:

Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, David Hunter, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Elton Pond, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jemma Anglesea, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Kristine Martin, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Scarlett Scrimshaw, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai

This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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Helen’s had a dream takeaway and we’re discussing dream jobs, first jobs and Gelato. If you love London zoo you’re in for a real treat as our wonderful guest Alice gives us the inside scoop on lions, tigers and bears. Not forgetting the nocturnal animals section. We also deep dive into hustling and picking up snails. Enjoy! 

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Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:

Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, David Hunter, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Elton Pond, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jemma Anglesea, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Kristine Martin, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Scarlett Scrimshaw, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai 

This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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Helen’s back in the UK and flying solo today. She’s had the time of her life in Oz but thankfully is back for her dear logs. Get ready to hear all about why watching a horror film in a middle seat feels illegal, birdwatching, being caught short in a supermarket, galas, reviews and botanical gardens. Thank gawd she’s home!

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Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:

Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, David Hunter, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Elton Pond, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jemma Anglesea, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Kristine Martin, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Scarlett Scrimshaw, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai 

This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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Gather, gather because it’s the safety episode! We recorded this a million years ago in case Helen was ever stuck in a cave and couldn’t make it to the studio. It’s the Wild West of an episode, we talk a lot about inner childs, therapy, parents, Furbies, resting and Spotify playlists. 

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Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:

Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, David Hunter, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jemma Anglesea, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Kristine Martin, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Scarlett Scrimshaw, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai 

This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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Helen had a revelation in TK Maxx and the wonderful Olga Koch is here! If you’ve ever wanted to listen to a podcast that talks about Russian food and nipple hair in the same breath, today's your lucky day. Get ready for a pube that dreamed a dream, Australia, Brat, pickling watermelon, husbands-to-be, karaoke and Helen in a Russian Air BnB.

TW: Discussion of Body Image/ Disordered Eating that some listeners may find upsetting. 

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Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:

Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, David Hunter, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jemma Anglesea, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Kristine Martin, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Scarlett Scrimshaw, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai 

This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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Helen’s wearing a thong for the first time since she was a teenager to celebrate the fact that our words of wisdom history expert, Pierre is back in the studio! We’re finally breaking the silence on “What bloody happened when the Romans left and we started the Medieval period?”

Tune in for town elders, maps, waxing, Paris Hilton, boners of the mind and sharks in the Colosseum.

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Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:

Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, David Hunter, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jemma Anglesea, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Kristine Martin, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Scarlett Scrimshaw, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai 

This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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Helen’s heading to Bilbao but before Fleet goes on tour we have the incredible Desiree Birch with us! It’s time to get stuck in to stuffed crusts, credit cards, body shelves, dismantling systems, Winnie the Pooh and answering Helen’s dad’s question “How many people in the audience?”

TW: This episode features discussion of eating disorders, death and grief which some listeners may find upsetting.

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Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:

Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, David Hunter, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jemma Anglesea, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Kristine Martin, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Scarlett Scrimshaw, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai

This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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Helen’s still not smoking so we’re celebrating with hypothetical party bags. Grab one and join us for today’s topics: the G spot, night outs, new comer competitions, Tooting Common, getting older and having a piss on the Strand. 

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Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:

Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, David Hunter, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jemma Anglesea, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Kristine Martin, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Scarlett Scrimshaw, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai 

This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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Why do we bow in church? And what exactly is a boob spot? Just two of the important questions discussed in this week's episode. We’ve got such a brilliant guest with us and naturally Helen and Stevie are diving straight into describing their perfect pencil cases. Warning: there will be gel pens, school discos, Austin Powers and IBS along the way. 

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Please don’t forget to give us 5 stars wherever you hear your podcasts and recommend us to your friends.

Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:

Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, David Hunter, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jemma Anglesea, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Kristine Martin, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Scarlett Scrimshaw, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai 

This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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