The gang reunites to talk about hand feel, phablets, luxury watches, watches that we keep calling phones, and police brutality. The gang does not reunite to talk about Gamergate, iCloud security, Paul McCartney or Android anything.

The gang discusses year-old beer in their refrigerator, the new iPhone products, anticipated nightmares relating iOS7, and how the new iPhone 5s looks like your dad's car.

Age appropriate app porn, weird new Apple stuff and… screw it. JJ's Star Wars.

CES and Windows 8 stuff. Were you asleep the last couple weeks? Today's your lucky day.

The gang reunites in a sorry state of affairs, mostly to hear Cory rant about the status of Wii U reviews, The worldwide conspiracy against his Surface RT, and the feasibility of holding a Lumia 920 in someone's speedo.

Also: Patents, Google Apps, and US manufacturing. USA! USA!

This week Fredo, Roof and Victor completely lose it over intense, one day only Wal*Mart Black Friday savings, talk about tech news or whatever and collectively switch to T-Mobile for unlimited text, talk and data for only $34.99 per month!

…this episode of Hello Nerdy is sponsored by nobody.

Fredo and Roof explore the wonders of rooting Android devices and enjoying too much butter on your Ice Cream Sandwich.

Also: conspiracy theories, Boxee idiocy, Surface Pro dreams, google maps and This week in RIM.

Corey and Fredo talk Microsoft: Corey's experience with the Surface and Windows RT, the possibility of an xbox surface, and the idiocy of having a slow shutter super camera on the Lumia 920.

Also, there's about :30 of MMA at the tail end of the show. You're welcome Davethulu.

This week the gang gives glowing reviews to things they will never actually buy, totally gets real on Forstallgate and embraces a new hope for all Star Wars nerds.

Remember all that cool new Apple stuff you saw yesterday? We made a show about it with special guest star Roof!

Also: This week in Zynga!